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I should be asleep but [livejournal.com profile] levade and I have stumbled upon a terrible truth, and that is this: if for some strange reason you have wondered, hey, what would the world be like if Orlando Bloom was actually a Bruneian man of Taiwanese descent, don't worry, God had answered this question for you.






They look so much alike it's freaking me out. FOR COMPARISON.ALSO FOR COMPARISON. AND THIS. AND THIS.

A bunch of middle-aged Taiwanese ladies called me 汪太太 all night, which was hilarious and mildly mortifying, because we were doing K-TV and as Wang Dongcheng is a popular musician his image showed up quite a bit and whenever he did they'd go, "Oh, look, 汪太太, it's your husband~!" I am twenty-five, you might recall. Actually after hearing about me and my friend's respective ridiculous crushes on Wang Dongcheng and Wang Leehom, one of them women sighed and said that we were reminding her of how old she really was.

"Wait a second," my friend said. "What about you and--?"

And the Taiwanese lady narrowed her eyes and even switched to English to say, "My relationship with Takeshi is real."

TAIWAN, YOU KILL ME

srsly though my obsession with Taiwanese pop culture is opening up so many conversational doors

Date: 2010-10-23 10:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] unicorn
The SERIOUS ORLANDO BLOOM ACTING FACES still crack me up.

Date: 2010-10-23 10:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO ORLANDO, HE MUST ARTICULATE THEM SOMEHOW

:|

THAT WAS PAIN

Date: 2010-10-23 10:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] unicorn
a thousand teenagers swoon in unison

Date: 2010-10-23 10:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
a dozen greedy producers collect the contents of their wallets

Date: 2010-10-23 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iron.livejournal.com
Upon first glance, I thought these screencaps were from a Taiwanese version of Pirates of the Caribbean.






Are they?

Date: 2010-10-23 10:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
LOL NO it's from a kung fu flick called 14 Blades and he's some sort of dreadlocked Chinese barbarian with amazing abs

I'm not sure why he was in the movie even, I think it was because of the abs

Date: 2010-10-23 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iron.livejournal.com
OH, LMFAO, OKAY.

Because that thing on his head and the dreads reminded me of what Jack Sparrow wore. And he's holding that coin, and coins were a major element of the plot of the first PoTC film.

And then you started talking about Orlando Bloom.

You can see how my train of thought went.

Date: 2010-10-24 05:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
EXACTLY honestly i can't believe it took me this long to figure it all out SHIT'S SO OBVIOUS, RIGHT??

Date: 2010-10-24 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secret-hotel.livejournal.com
You wanna know who really looks like Orlando Bloom? Thai actor Ananda Everingham. Google that shiiiiiiit!

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