rocknload: (♫ bleed ♫)
GO TO FUCKING BED


I mean, guys. If you were throwing up repeatedly, could only hear out of one ear due to some kind of infection, were tired and sick and all sorts of other unpleasantness -- wouldn't you go to bed? Wouldn't that be the logical thing to do?

Wouldn't it?!

Edit: You're RPing instead of sleeping? That's what you're staying up to do?! WHAT THE HELL.
rocknload: (♫ but here's an fyi ♫)
I can't say I'm exactly pleased with how the day is going.

Pick two numbers, (Between 1 and 22) and in return I will reply with a drabble with those two characters, in return, you must do this on your own journal. Do not look under the cut at a sneak peak of those characters.

CHEATING IS FOR LOSERS. Or cheat. I don't care. )

My motorcycle has been rendered hilariously useless. More details when I don't feel like laugh!crying about them.
rocknload: (♫ bleed ♫)
NOTE TO PEOPLE

IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A FRIEND ON THE PHONE, DO NOT GO

"PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, CAR, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, CAR, PLEASE DON'T--"

AND THEN HANG UP

IT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON

IT REALLY DOES

EDIT: AND THEN MAKE FUN OF ME FOR MY PET DYING.

AND INSULTING MOTORCYCLISTS AND SAYING THEY DESERVE TO DIE.

THIS IS THE WORST PHONE CALL I'VE EVER HAD.
rocknload: (♫ dante you fucking idiot ♫)
[Poll #1148431]

We're having a bitch off, to determine which of us is a more terrible person.
rocknload: (♫ dante you fucking idiot ♫)
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

[livejournal.com profile] rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
[livejournal.com profile] rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: YOU ARE
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I AM
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I MEAN
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I AM

Conversation edited. To add spaces.
rocknload: (♫ in between the lines ♫)
Happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] technobubblegum~!


I've got my own P.O. box now,'cause I got sick of my family losing my mail.

After I did that I passed out for like four hours.

[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady, [livejournal.com profile] arcesso, [livejournal.com profile] immelmanturn, [livejournal.com profile] yamiaudra, you guys waste my efforts by either turning off your alerts or not checking your profiles. Or just ignoring me. Your failure is epic and my disappointment is crushing, I tell you, crushing.

Edit: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man that's awesome.
rocknload: (Lady; told ya so)
I made it back to Arizona, yet again!

Anyone pay for my LJ, and I'll cut you.

[livejournal.com profile] arcesso, [livejournal.com profile] dildo, y'all can go straight to hell.

Edit: I forgot to mention! I fell into a bucket of used motor oil at work, and split the front of my pants open so that my underwear was visible! I then had to wear these pants all day. Go me!

More editing: GEEZ, YOU GUYS ALWAYS WELCOME ME HOME.
rocknload: (Psych; thumb wrestling!)
Okay, so, today.

[upon hearing that I'm asthmatic but refuse to carry an inhaler most of the time]
[livejournal.com profile] arcesso: Oh my God. Don't die.
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: *behind her, nodding and mouthing words silently* Die.

[as we tried to cross the street]
[livejournal.com profile] arcesso: *grabs my left arm, shoves me into the path of a moving vehicle*
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: *grabs my right arm, drags me back onto the sidewalk*

Which friend is more fail? Do actions speak louder than words? What?

We saw Sweeny Todd. I hated it. When I wasn't falling asleep I was giggling at totally inappropriate moments--and I mean the moments that were actually supposed to be emotional and moving and stuff. I thought the gore was just stomach turning. Also, Johnny Depp can't sing.
rocknload: (Alize; cool)
Today, while listening to my plans for next weekend, Charlotte commented that I have too many friends. Now, I don't believe you can have too many friends! And I doubt I have as many as she thinks, but... It honestly is not something I ever expected anyone to tell me! Ever.

Snowman came out okay! I ended up tackling my sister and packing snow into her face. And then my dad and Charlotte threw more snow at my head.

Cell phone problem has been worked around, not solved. I need a charger for the phone I found but after that it should work properly. I'm missing some numbers, I think. The phone is off at the moment, so don't try to call--and seriously don't leave me like ten fucking messages or however many it was of Hinder at high volume.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
rocknload: (^__^)
So I guess [livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady took me off her flist. This the end of our friendship. Fuck that whore, anyway!

Going ice skating again! Someday I will get good, I swear. And I think I'll ask [livejournal.com profile] yamiaudra if she doesn't mind job hunting a little bit beforehand? Sounds good! It's snowing like mad and it pisses me off that I've been refusing to go out until it stops and it just gets worse.

Oh, I've also only had two hours of sleep, and that was at like. Ten in the morning, until noon? I got up 'cause I got to talk to Nick -- Nick is our German "brother," kind of, so getting to talk to him is like ^____^. And not the evil ^___^, either! The good kind.

... I should think about dressing. Where the hell are my sweaters?! It's fuckin' cold outside, man.

Edit: Who the hell is trying to kill me with their brain?
rocknload: (Dante; fuck you guys)
"THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I COULD DO BUT I DON'T OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART."

I'm curious. Does anyone think this is something a truly good person would say?

Edit: Kendra's evil, okay? I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD.

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH LYING.

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