Title: And You’re A Dirty Goddamn !#?*@(%
Author: Brittany
Fandom: South Park
Rating: PG13
Words: ~3500
Summary: Stan disappears; Kyle worries.
Author’s Notes: …

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I hate myself. No slash here, they are nine. Also? Cartman is a “racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulating sociopath,” and that’s in the words of one of his friends. He says terrible things that I do not endorse at all. This is self-evident if you’ve watched the show, but, DISCLAIMER. Just in case.

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( Kyle notices that Stan doesn't show up for school on Monday, of course... )