it's not my problem; i'd leave you all;

[rocknload]

I made it back to Arizona, yet again!

Anyone pay for my LJ, and I'll cut you.

arcesso, dildo, y'all can go straight to hell.

Edit: I forgot to mention! I fell into a bucket of used motor oil at work, and split the front of my pants open so that my underwear was visible! I then had to wear these pants all day. Go me!

More editing: GEEZ, YOU GUYS ALWAYS WELCOME ME HOME.

Comments

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

> Anyone pay for my LJ, and I'll cut you.

That's not very grateful!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's not! But I've gotten three paid accounts in the last couple of months. Threatening them is the only way to stop them, I think.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

If you don't need them, give me one!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to sound ungrateful! My friends are kind, thoughtful, generous people! Who shouldn't be buying me stuff like that when I haven't paid my bills in two months. >___>

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

So what you're really saying is they should be paying your bills instead of giving you frivolous internet gifts? Tsk, tsk. For shame!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS AND NOW I LACK THE ICONS TO SCOWL AT YOU PROPERLY

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Not scowling properly means you're not denying it, which means you're admitting it is the truth! This logic has no flaws in it whatsoever!

HEY EVERYBODY BRITTANY THINKS YOU SHOULD PAY HER BILLS

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

...

Me, hating you? It could happen.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww! When you say you hate people, it means you actually really love them! I've read enough comment wars on your LJ to know this is truth! Should I try yelling it again, only in bigger letters?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... My journal is a strange place. Normal rules don't seem to apply.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Okay then!

HEY EVERYBODY BRITTANY THINKS YOU SHOULD PAY HER BILLS