[Public Service Announcement]

[rocknload]

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME

Comments

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Aim for the soft spots! I think I'd be tempted to turn it around and use the handle....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That'd probably be your best bet. You could drive it through the eyes and try to damage the brain!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Sever the optic cord. Though then you'd get eye jelly all over the place and god knows that's hard to get out of the carpet.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Totally worth it. Besides, if you planned ahead, you brought carpet cleaner!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

But what if it's a crime of passion and you just happened to grab a spoon?! That poor carpet....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Then you better hurry up and head over to Home Depot!