follow me; don't follow me;

[rocknload]

Oh god my neck.

I've slept the last three nights. Granted, I wake up a ton during the night and spend a lot of it only half-asleep and basically give up on it all at the six hour mark, but... It's something, anyway!

I get to work the midnight release of Super Smash Brothers Brawl!

Um.

... I hurt. I was just being a baby yesterday, I think. Now I know what that sentence really means.

Comments

[unicorn]

I APPROVE OF YOUR BEING HEALTHY IN GENERAL

IT'S A WEIRD QUIRK, I KNOW

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

You should be grateful for this, Bri, given as most people want to kill you.

[unicorn]

I push her into traffic and save her from oncoming buses on the same visit! I am the enigma on her friendslist.

THRUST THROUGH THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR ANTLERS

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Being an enigma means you're more interesting! Fushigi mystery~

I NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE, PEOPLE ALWAYS REPSOND LIKE REAL MEN

[unicorn]

Oh, absolutely! Mystery is my STYLE.

I'M A WOMAN THOUGH

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

I bet you're really the reincarnation of Dr. Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes' fiendish arch-nemesis! Yes, the reincarnation of a fictitious character. That's how mysterious you are.

I THINK KAMINA USES THE TERM AS A KIND OF UNISEX THING

[unicorn]

All of Holmes' cunning and skill at detecting conveniently-overlooked clues will avail him naught, for he is both fictional and DEAD. Ha!

YOKO DOESN'T SEEM TO APPRECIATE IT

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Just as Brittany will be one day?

I DUNNO, SHE DID WANT TO SEX HIM UP

[unicorn]

Her being fictional is probably one of those philosophical questions! If a Brittany bitches on the internet, and everyone ignores her, was she really there?

SHE WANTED TO SEX HIM UP BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN, DOOFUS

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

The problem with that is, no one ignores her.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Damn straight.

[unicorn]

You can completely discount someone while talking to them! It's an astonishing thing.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That is not news to me, really.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

She's one of them.

I don't know who to trust.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

You should trust me! I didn't try to kill you when we hung out, did I?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

This is true, you didn't even mention killing me!

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

There, you see? Ergo I am the most trustworthy of all your friends!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just more subtle and cunning!

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Compared to your other friends, it's hard not to be. Of course, considering you go snowboarding blind among your various and sundry adventures in death defiance, one could reasonably argue that--were I so inclined!--I don't need to try to kill you, because you do an excellent job trying to kill yourself.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They are remarkably blatant, yes.

And I. Um. Well.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

And you wonder why your picture is next to the word "weird" in the dictionary!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I don't wonder this, because it is not true! There are weirder specimens than me.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but you're the poster girl. You surround yourself with friends who save your life so they can kill you themselves, then complain when your suicidal tendencies hurt you! Weird.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Pfffft.