so quit my whining 'cause it's just bringing her down;

[rocknload]

I freaking hate levade for turning drabble writing in an educational experience--does it look like I like learning new things? And hey, pushpushlady, when I actually have to take chemistry to get my nursing prerequisites out of the way, you're going to help. I just decided. Edit: Wait a second, Tanz is the one who forced me to learn about chemistry when I'm not even in school. Obviously, she's the one who should have to help me. Or both of them. Yes.

... God, you guys make me feel stupid, sometimes.

And on that note, I've been barely eating for days. I just realized!

Comments

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You just... what? Wouldn't your stomach clue you in that it doesn't have food? o_O

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

You're going to be a terrifying nurse. You'll intimidate people in to getting better.

[unicorn]

I suck at chemistry. You don't want my help at it, really you don't. Setine is our resident science and math genius. I will help you at BIO if you need help, I'm always linking you to horrible wtf_nature stuff anyway.

DO NOT FEEL STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING CHEMISTRY. FEEL STUPID FOR NOT EATING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Nope. I'm am very much not self-aware, so I don't notice when I'm hungry unless I am very hungry. Which I am. But I'm too broke to go out and buy something to eat.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You know, if you combined your lack of self-awareness with my obnoxiously acute self-awareness, we could RULE THE WORLD!

We clearly need our own giant robot.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Then forcing you to help me would be, like, unpleasant for you, which I am okay with. And... ugh, biology. That subject, it is so much suck. WE HAD TO PUT CRICKETS INTO TUBES, IT WAS NIGHTMARISH.

I DO, I DO. BUT I THINK I WILL LIE HERE INSTEAD OF FINDING FOOD. SOMEONE WILL BRING ME SOMETHING, EVENTUALLY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude, you should GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR STRANGE POWERS. Then I could, like, know when I was angry and stuff! And I could be properly introspective!

... What will we do with such a thing?

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

EAT. 8(

[parcus.livejournal.com]

You're such a fucking moron. Get some food. DX

... is this going to end up like the time you asked me to tutor you in math?

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

I dunno. They seem to attract strange people!

What couldn't we do? We could save the world from falling meteorites! We could put Firefly back on air! We could do the world's greatest guitar solo!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I attract strange people anyway. Just. Look around this journal.

Dude, if we put Firefly back on the air, do you know how many devoted fanatical followers we'd gain? I THINK THEY COULD BE MORE USEFUL THAN THE GIANT ROBOT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY FOOD

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You're so mean to me. So very mean to me. Why.

... How did that end up?

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I remember that lab! Quite a few of ours drowned, but we WERE able to ascertain that gas exchange was taking place!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They kept jumping around inside of the thing and bouncing around and... NIGHTMARISH. NIGHTMARISH. EW EW EW.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

Because.

You ended up complaining about the class and not telling me WHAT WAS WRONG.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Like that nurse from Kill Bill! Darryl Hannah, with the eyepatch!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I'm not fond of insects, but this was for SCIENCE!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, it wasn't anything you could help me with! The lady was testing us on material that was completely different from what she was actually teaching, and then expecting us to learn half the material on our own!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

BUT I HAD TAKEN THE CLASS ALREADY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I'm a crappy science student. The results of this experiment are already known, so traumatizing me did science no good.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Except she's not a nurse! She only dressed like one to sneak into the hospital and assassinate someone!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO MAGICALLY PREDICT WHAT SHE'D TEST US ON? BECAUSE THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY TO KNOW.

Seriously, I studied for an entire goddamn week, I slaved over the study guide. I would've fucking aced that hypothetical test. And then the real test? WAS ON SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's what you meant.