i think i thought i saw you try;

[rocknload]

The reason I keep collapsing whenever I stand up? ... Okay, I'm exaggerating, I just sway really badly and sag against the nearest wall. But the reason is because I'm sick, I think. I hope, anyway, because the persistent dizziness hasn't gone away in like, twelve hours. And no, I didn't hit my head. Again.

... Dude, this is not looking to be the Year of Good Health, for me, is it?

Edit: Okay, now I have been hit in the head. Or rather, the face. I better get a freaking spectacular black eye for that.

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I TOLD MY LITTLE SISTER TO RUN OUT IN FRONT OF A CAR, ONCE.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

DUDE.


DUDE

I HAVEN'T DONE THAT TO MY SIBLING.


AND THIS IS ME.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SHE REALLY TRIED TO DO IT. ME AND BRYCE HAD TO GRAB HER AND YANK HER TO SAFETY. IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE.

BUT DUDE, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HER IDIOCY.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

NO WONDER BRIDGETTE WANTS TO CAUSE YOU HARM.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SHE WAS FINE. BY THE TIME SHE WAS SEVEN SHE DIDN'T TRUST ANYONE, AND I FEEL PROUD FOR HAVING IMPARTED THIS LESSON. IT'S A GOOD LESSON.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE A HORRIBLE OLDER SIBLING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SHE'S A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MOST PEOPLE, PLAYS POKER, CUSSES LIKE A SAILOR, KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE, PLAYS THE DRUMS, AND CAN MAKE ANY MIXED DRINK YOU CAN THINK OF.

I THINK WE DID ALRIGHT. IT WAS A NEAT EXPERIMENT.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT THINK SOME OF THOSE THINGS ARE GOOD

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHICH WOULD YOU OBJECT TO?

[parcus.livejournal.com]

OKAY SO AT FOURTEEN I WAS CUSSING. AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE IS GOOD FOR PROTECTION. MOTORCYCLES ARE A LITTLE DANGEROUS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I DOUBT YOU CUSSED LIKE HER. SHE CUSSES LIKE ME. AND YOU'VE HEARD ME.

SO YOU DISAPPROVE OF THE ALCOHOL AND THE CARD PLAYING? AND SHE CAN'T RIDE THE MOTORCYCLES ON THE STREET YET, SHE'S ONLY FOURTEEN. SHE RIDES OUR DIRTBIKES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE INSTEAD.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

I CAN CUSS IN THREE LANGUAGES AND I DO.

..... YES. YES I DO.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE "YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING WHORE" IN PUBLIC.

CARD PLAYING? REALLY? I LEARNED TO PLAY POKER WHEN I WAS SIX.

[unicorn]

My graddad taught me with pennies. I can bluff so hard now. I should play poker with people more often.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I was taught to play neurotically correct poker--the rules must be followed, or one of my eyes start twitching. "No, there aren't any wild cards. Dude, it's not your turn to bet. Stop screwing around! Poker is serious business."

[unicorn]

BUT WILD CARDS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WILD CARDS ARE STUPID.

IT AFFECTS THE ODDS OF WINNING NOT AT ALL. THEY ONLY MAKE EVERYONE FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE COOLER HANDS.

[unicorn]

BUT I LIKE FEELING COOL.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT POWER POKER BEING SERIOUS BUSINESS?

[unicorn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SHUT THE HELL UP

[unicorn]

VERGIL.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I BLAME ALL THE DMC META THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING

[unicorn]

THE POWER OF SPARDA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY IS.