i think i thought i saw you try;

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The reason I keep collapsing whenever I stand up? ... Okay, I'm exaggerating, I just sway really badly and sag against the nearest wall. But the reason is because I'm sick, I think. I hope, anyway, because the persistent dizziness hasn't gone away in like, twelve hours. And no, I didn't hit my head. Again.

... Dude, this is not looking to be the Year of Good Health, for me, is it?

Edit: Okay, now I have been hit in the head. Or rather, the face. I better get a freaking spectacular black eye for that.

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I was taught to play neurotically correct poker--the rules must be followed, or one of my eyes start twitching. "No, there aren't any wild cards. Dude, it's not your turn to bet. Stop screwing around! Poker is serious business."

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BUT WILD CARDS.

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WILD CARDS ARE STUPID.

IT AFFECTS THE ODDS OF WINNING NOT AT ALL. THEY ONLY MAKE EVERYONE FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE COOLER HANDS.

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BUT I LIKE FEELING COOL.

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DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT POWER POKER BEING SERIOUS BUSINESS?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SHUT THE HELL UP

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VERGIL.

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I BLAME ALL THE DMC META THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING

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THE POWER OF SPARDA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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IT REALLY IS.