i've had my fun and now it's time;

[rocknload]

I'm looking for a job I can work from ten at night until perhaps eight in the morning. See how easy that is to explain? If I have to try and force one more online application to understand this, I'm going to start running in circles, screaming. Screaming. I'm used to computers, but I hate computers standing in place of what oughta be genuine human interaction.

I dreamed I dyed my hair purple. Which I can't do with a retail job; but maybe it's about time to change up what I look like. Soon as I get some money, and a few days off in a row from the show, maybe I'll get my tongue pierced.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Ew. Save it.

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[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW I HAD A SEPTUM PIERCING, RIGHT? LIKE SO.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DRIPPING SILVER SNOT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I had a navel piercing for a while, too. And I'm often tempted to get a vertical, but it's hard to manage that and a job, too.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Navel I can deal with. What's a vertical?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

This!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

WHAT A HORRIBLE IDEA.

You get that, nose, AND tongue, you'll click like a broken shopping cart.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHY IS IT SO HORRIBLE

I took the septum out. And the tongue piercing is basically invisible, most of the time.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

IT WILL GIVE YOU A PERMANENT POUTY-FACE.

Good. And I've much less aesthetic objection to tongue piercings than the vertical one, but tongues....you'd get food caught on it. And eccch.

My friend Kathryn got her tongue pierced, and she'd come over just to click it at us, against her teeth. Brrrrr.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

NOT REALLY. IT'S JUST LIKE AN EARRING. EXCEPT ON YOUR MOUTH.

That sounds remarkably hilarious. I'll make sure to do it when I see you next!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

MOUTHS AREN'T MEANT TO HAVE METAL BARS THROUGH THEM. IT'S WRONG AND UNNATURAL.

You do, and I will serve you very stringy foods for dinner. Like tough steak, spinach, and popcorn.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE EARRINGS OKAY

Pffft, a petty revenge!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE SYMMETRICAL, MOSTLY HIDDEN BY HAIR, AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE USING YOUR EARLOBES FOR ANYTHING ANYWAY.

If I told you what my real plan was, you'd be able to avoid it, now wouldn't you?