Tullahoma? God, I've been all over Tennessee and yet that name doesn't ring a bell! MADNESS. Is it anywhere near a notable location, or is it one of those unfortunate towns in the middle of nowhere? :C

And trust me, Memphis is as bad as you've heard. I mean, if people from places like Baltimore and New Orleans say we're screwed up, then...shit... I need to move out of this place. :/