and all the pagans began to smile and;

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A computer just asked me if I can count above the number fifty.

Have I mentioned that I hate my life, recently? It definitely hates me.

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[ignitible.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Just wow.

When a computer insults your intelligence...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It really went for the irony, too--that question was number sixty on the questionnaire.

[ignitible.livejournal.com]

... Does this mean you pass because you spotted the irony?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the only possible answers were true or false.

[ignitible.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hate true or false. I don't see how this reveals a lot of your personality. You just click the one that makes you look better.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

In my experience, knowing how to make yourself look as good as possible is the number one requirement to get a job. So, really, it's an awesome test.

[ignitible.livejournal.com]

... This would explain why I probably didn't get that job at Yonkers. I was doing it wrong.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Lie, lie, and lie some more.

"Are you a creative or a conformist?" What do you think they're looking for?

[ignitible.livejournal.com]

My RL friends and I have come to the conclusion I suck at lying, mostly because I forget.... well, I suck at lying face-to-face.

... B-but I thought they wanted fresh, young minds, ready to share their ideas and help make the company more efficient and successful!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It usually doesn't occur to me to lie.

They don't, they really don't. NO ONE DOES.