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Hi! My parents like to buy me things, so they bought me booze until I got bored. How are you?

YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET HOME I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING

WHEN I MAIL OUT EVERYONE ELSE'S STUFF, ANYWAY

YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AWFULLY COHERENT FOR SOMEONE WHO'S DRUNK. YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR AS FUN AS ZAN.

I AM ALWAYS COHERENT. EVEN IF I AM TOTALLY FUCKING WASTED, WHICH I'M NOT, I STILL MANAGE TO HOLD ONTO MY CYNICAL SELF. IT IS A FAILING, SO I'M TOLD.

ALCOHOL MESSES WITH MY COHERENCY AND MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY WHEN IT DOESNT MAKE ME SLEEPY, BUT TO BE HONEST, A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE HAD THE SAME EFFECT ON ME LAST WEEK, SO. IT'S PROBABLY JUST ME.

I TEND TO REGRESS THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD UNTIL I AM LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD AND SAYING PFFFT, NO! I DUN WANNA DRINK NO MORE, IT TASTES GROSS AND STUFF

WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T EVER GET TOTALLY WASTED.

...I NATURALLY DO THAT AROUND FRIENDS ANYWAY. I'M SUCH A LITTLE KID. ...SEE ICON.

I DO TOO FAIRLY OFTEN BUT I USUALLY DON'T ACTUALLY WHINE LIKE A LITTLE KID, WHICH I DO WHEN I'M MODERATELY DRUNK.

"BRIDGETTE, BRING ME SOME ICE CREAM 'CAUSE I'M TIRED BUT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT."

ET CETERA.

AHAHAHHAA

I ONLY WHINE AND DO THE PUPPY DOG EYES THING WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING I WANT. IT WORKS PRETTY WELL. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON, I KNOW IT.

MY WHINING ONLY WORKS ON MY SIBLINGS. MY FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS LIKE, STFU. IT IS VERY SAD.

DUSTY HAS GROWN QUITE WEAK TO IT. :DDD

IT ONLY SOMETIMES WORKS ON FRIENDS.

I GUESS IF YOU OVERUSE IT, IT BECOMES DILUTED.

I HAVE MADE THIS MISTAKE.

OH, QUITE THE CONTRARY. THEY EVENTUALLY GIVE UP ALL HOPE OF DEFYING IT :DDD BY WEAK, I MEAN, HE HAS NO DEFENSES AGAINST IT~~~

IT IS A METHOD THAT IS HUSBAND PROOF, EVEN? THAT MEANS IT IT NEAR INVINCIBLE.

IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, YES.

OF COURSE, WITH GUYS IT ALWAYS HELPS THAT THE WHINING COMES FROM SOMETHING WITH BOOBIES.

I HAVE NOTICED SOME MEN ARE NEARLY INCAPACITATED BY EVEN THE SMALLEST BOOBIES.

I HAVE DECIDED TO THINK OF IT AS MAGIC.

I SHOULD KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. EVEN TINY BOOBIES RENDER THEM HELPLESS. IF NOT FOR THE SEX APPEAL, THEN FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE THE FAIRER SEX AND HOW CAN THEY SAY NO TO THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES~~~

IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I'VE HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM ASKING FOR THINGS CUZ THEY REALLY ARE OBLIGATED TO SAY YES

I'M NOT PURE EVIL I SWEAR

WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN WITH THE BOOBIE POWER

I BET SOME SOME FREE DRINKS OR DVDS AT LEAST

I'M ACTUALLY TOO NAIVE AND AKDJFSKDF TO PURPOSEFULLY USE THE BOOBIE POWER FOR EVIL OUTSIDE OF THE HOME. IT'S MOSTLY JUST THE PUPPY DOG EYES AND INNOCENT LOOK, REALLY. AND EVEN THEN, COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY.

BUT YOU HAVE LIMITLESS POWER.

BUT WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, BB.

BUT STUFF IS ALWAYS A NOBLE GOAL.

...

TONY STARK ICON TRUMPS ALL

YOU WIN

WOOHOO!

I HAVE GREAT POWER AND NO RESPONSIBILITY. I AM THE MOST AWESOME SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

AND YOU'RE SEXY TO BOOT! IT'S GOOD TO BE YOU~

BUT THE GIRL I WANT MOST IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY ROMANTIC INTERESTS, SO IT IS NOT 100% AWESOME TO BE ME.

SO JUST GET HOT ASS FROM HER? YOU'LL BE FINE, MR STARK. AFTER ALL, YOU REALLY DO HAVE A HEART, DONT YOU?

THE HEART THING IS A SECRET. IT CAN'T GET OUT.

GOT IT. MY LIPS, THEY ARE SEALED.

THEY BETTER BE. I COULD SUE.

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