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Hi! My parents like to buy me things, so they bought me booze until I got bored. How are you?

IT IS A METHOD THAT IS HUSBAND PROOF, EVEN? THAT MEANS IT IT NEAR INVINCIBLE.

IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, YES.

OF COURSE, WITH GUYS IT ALWAYS HELPS THAT THE WHINING COMES FROM SOMETHING WITH BOOBIES.

I HAVE NOTICED SOME MEN ARE NEARLY INCAPACITATED BY EVEN THE SMALLEST BOOBIES.

I HAVE DECIDED TO THINK OF IT AS MAGIC.

I SHOULD KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. EVEN TINY BOOBIES RENDER THEM HELPLESS. IF NOT FOR THE SEX APPEAL, THEN FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE THE FAIRER SEX AND HOW CAN THEY SAY NO TO THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES~~~

IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I'VE HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM ASKING FOR THINGS CUZ THEY REALLY ARE OBLIGATED TO SAY YES

I'M NOT PURE EVIL I SWEAR

WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN WITH THE BOOBIE POWER

I BET SOME SOME FREE DRINKS OR DVDS AT LEAST

I'M ACTUALLY TOO NAIVE AND AKDJFSKDF TO PURPOSEFULLY USE THE BOOBIE POWER FOR EVIL OUTSIDE OF THE HOME. IT'S MOSTLY JUST THE PUPPY DOG EYES AND INNOCENT LOOK, REALLY. AND EVEN THEN, COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY.

BUT YOU HAVE LIMITLESS POWER.

BUT WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, BB.

BUT STUFF IS ALWAYS A NOBLE GOAL.

...

TONY STARK ICON TRUMPS ALL

YOU WIN

WOOHOO!

I HAVE GREAT POWER AND NO RESPONSIBILITY. I AM THE MOST AWESOME SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

AND YOU'RE SEXY TO BOOT! IT'S GOOD TO BE YOU~

BUT THE GIRL I WANT MOST IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY ROMANTIC INTERESTS, SO IT IS NOT 100% AWESOME TO BE ME.

SO JUST GET HOT ASS FROM HER? YOU'LL BE FINE, MR STARK. AFTER ALL, YOU REALLY DO HAVE A HEART, DONT YOU?

THE HEART THING IS A SECRET. IT CAN'T GET OUT.

GOT IT. MY LIPS, THEY ARE SEALED.

THEY BETTER BE. I COULD SUE.

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