I only recently learned that when you're born on the day that I was, you're only technically a Leo, but you're really supposed to be more like a Leo/Virgo hybrid, which actually fits me way more. Not that that makes me believe more in astrology or anything, but it is a fun fact!

CARS ARE NOT SAFE FROM ME, I'll

EAT THE TIRES OR SOMETHING

And miss out of the 80s? Pfft, no. Plus, then I wouldn't be the oldest sibling, which is horrifying beyond comprehension.