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Oh man guys I did like everything wrong and my final is scheduled for eight o'clock in the morning not at night and now I don't get any sleep tonight which actually isn't that big a deal I mean I'll live and also I've got no time to do any last minute studying which also isn't a big deal since I'm pretty confident about the material but the real horror of all this is the fact that I've fucked up my checkout and moving home stuff like I can't even believe and I need to be out of here an entire day earlier and that day is in fact tomorrow by which I mean today it's almost five in the morning and oh my god it's maybe more of a big deal than I thought just a second ago and aaaaaaaaa

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I haven't moved or stood up or spoken or called anyone or done anything at all since I made this shocking realization. My face is a blank slate of panic. My expression is wide-eyed and slack-jawed. I'm not even swearing my whole reaction is just, "Oh. Man."

Bryce: Must charge now.
Brittany: Kill yourself.
Bryce: No
Brittany: Do it.
Brittany: Die.
Bryce: No
Bryce: I am not programed to obey such commands
Brittany: I can change that.
Brittany: With a shovel.
Brittany: When I get home.
Bryce: ~if~
Brittany: Oh, fuck you in the FACE. You'll get yours. YOU'LL GET YOURS.

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I'm not even swearing
Shall I swear on your behalf? Fuck bugger bloody hell! ;)

If only I could swear like that and sound remotely convincing. Us Americans miss out on all the good cuss words.

I should record it for you in good British Colonial RP aka English South African/Zimbabwean accent (differing slightly to the generic RP) - you can play it whenever you feel cross ;)

Us Americans miss out on all the good cuss words.
Rubbish! You gave the world "motherfucker", after all, an effort to be applauded.

I recommend making Bryce pick you up in lieu of death. But holy shit.

My frantic calls home begin in about ten minutes. Man. Maaaaan.

I don't even know. AT LEAST TERROR IS KEEPING YOU AWAKE FOR THE EXAM?

I wish I didn't use motherfucker so many times in a day, because it's really a very neat word, and it comes up so often that I barely even notice when I say it.

I'm not even studying for the exam. I don't think I'm worried about it at all. It dropped so far so fast on the list of my priorities that I wonder if it got dizzy.

Its ears popped, probably. IF SOMEONE IS AROUND TO COME GET YOU you will have time to pack stuff and etc., so this wouldn't be so bad.

MY DAD SAYS HE WILL COME so there's that but none of the RA's are allowing people to sign up for checkouts and I really can't think of a compelling reason to get them to make me an exception because it's not as though IDIOCY is some kind of recognized handicap to planning things out properly. So me might up sitting around for hours. Or until tomorrow. And man. My dad's gonna be pissed.

Can they stop you from taking your shit out and leaving your key there?

No but they can apply all sorts of fees to my account that I don't feel like paying today or ever.

Ahhh, right. I was following along here, trying to figure out how all of this made sense. Now I see I should have known better.

WHAT THE FUCK???????? OMG BABY.

I don't expect anything anyone does around here to make any sense at all. I feel it's easier, that way.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA WORK OUT BUT HOLY CRAP THE STRESS

I HOPE THINGS START TO BE OKAY VERY VERY SOON. D: