rocknload: (MATRIX ☌ neo says fuck this bullshit)
Brittany ([personal profile] rocknload) wrote2009-09-10 08:22 am
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AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.Summary: speak the way you learned in high school English, or else you sound like a "chimp." I couldn't even read it anymore when I got to the part about using the subjunctive mood correctly, because seriously? Who the hell even notices the subjunctive mood in English anymore?

These are the things that darken my day.
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[identity profile] goodbyemyboy.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to mention the fact that "they" was properly used as a singular, gender-neutral pronoun up until the twentieth century and, you know, words are allowed to mean more than one thing.
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[identity profile] goodbyemyboy.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Words having more than one meaning might confuse the chimps who can't understand English grammar!

[identity profile] theeternalmind.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
NO

YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE DEFINITION PER WORD

WHAT?! PUNS? AMBIGUITY? DOUBLE ENTENDRES!? GET OUT OF MY LANGUAGE
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