Does, "They couldn't have been bad, they made approximately three billion dollars." count as an apology? Because if I recall correctly that is what we got.
I hate to have to break this to you, Setine, but, uh, George Lucas can't write. It's actually impossible for them to be much better than how they were, unless some other dude completely makes them. What do you think the odds are of that.
See I don't think it was that well written though. Like, if you just looked at the script, you'd be all, hey, this fucking sucks. Only the campiness and the charismatic performers made it so great.
Natalie Portman isn't even that bad an actor, man! And neither is Ewan McGregor or Samuel L. Jackson or any other the other people in that movies. And it so didn't work.
Exactly. The only good thing about Episode 1 was that there was Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee and R2D2.
Samuel L. Jackson asked to be written in that movie, he wasn't even in George Lucas' original script. No, I have to disagree, if you watched her in other movies, she can't act.
She's been nominated for an Academy Award! Samuel L. Jackson, too. I actually liked him in the new movies, so I'm glad he asked to be in them. Without him they would've sucked even more. He was actually good enough to kill the emperor! He would've, too, except for Anakin being all betray happy and stuff. :/
Also Harrison Ford has said that he'd never play Han Solo again. I wonder why Han Solo is out of the question but he's willing to keep playing Indy, though.
Harrison's way too old to play Han Solo. Indy he can do. Especially if John Rhys-Davies is involved. I still kinda want to see the 4th one? I mean, Shia's in it? But I havent been able to bring myself to yet.
...Actually, wikipedia informs me John isnt in the 4th one. Nevermind.
John Rhys-Davies not being in the new movie crushed me. And then I actually saw it and that crushed me way more. Shia is in it, and he is adorable and stuff, but it's all so bad, man. So bad.
That reminds me, I still havent seen the second Transformers movie yet either. Apparently I can only be assed to see them if you're in town. Solution: come here.
It's pretty bad. I mean, I think we've established that I will see anything with Megan Fox or Shia LaBeouf in it, much less both of them, but I have no desire to see it ever again.
Yeah, it's just. It was terrible. I came out of the midnight showing and felt like crying in a gutter. Bumblebee and Optimus Prime have like one really great fight scene each and that's all there is to recommend it.
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When it comes to bad sequels, Star Wars has so much more to answer for.
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I do not know what the fuck possessed him to give Natalie Portman lines.
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Natalie Portman isn't even that bad an actor, man! And neither is Ewan McGregor or Samuel L. Jackson or any other the other people in that movies. And it so didn't work.
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Samuel L. Jackson asked to be written in that movie, he wasn't even in George Lucas' original script. No, I have to disagree, if you watched her in other movies, she can't act.
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I was actually surprised, I kind of dug it myself. BUT NOTHING SUCKED MORE THAN ANAKIN IN THOSE MOVIES
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OF ALL TIME
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HOW COULD SOMEONE AS AWESOME AS DARTH VADER COME FROM ANAKIN
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Also Harrison Ford has said that he'd never play Han Solo again. I wonder why Han Solo is out of the question but he's willing to keep playing Indy, though.
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...Actually, wikipedia informs me John isnt in the 4th one. Nevermind.
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Shudder.
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Well, I'd pay money to see Jennifer's Body again? But I doubt Transformers II is anywhere near that hilarious.
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I'll count myself lucky I havent seen it yet then?
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Yeah, it's just. It was terrible. I came out of the midnight showing and felt like crying in a gutter. Bumblebee and Optimus Prime have like one really great fight scene each and that's all there is to recommend it.
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