pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
pushpushlady: YOU ARE
pushpushlady: I AM
pushpushlady: I MEAN
pushpushlady: I AM

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