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[rocknload]

pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
pushpushlady: YOU ARE
pushpushlady: I AM
pushpushlady: I MEAN
pushpushlady: I AM

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Comments

[untangles.livejournal.com]

SHE CAN'T BE YOU. ONLY I CAN BE YOU.

THAT BITCH.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I KNOW

IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE CAN BE MY CLONE

I HAVE STANDARDS

[untangles.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. I WILL NOT BE COMPARED TO SETINE.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

AS YOU SHOULDN'T! NO ONE SHOULD STAND FOR SUCH A THING.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

LIES.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I DON'T SEE A SINGLE THING UP THERE THAT ISN'T TRUE

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I-DO.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

SHOW ME

WHICH PART

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

ALLOFIT

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE NOT TALL?

YOUR PURSE, IT IS NOT HUGE?

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

So what you mean is...

...pushpushlady is you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

HOW DOES THAT FOLLOW, ANDY

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You have a username indicating that you like rock.

She has a username based off a rock song.

It's simple! Now to figure which of you is the sockpuppet!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... I'm real, this I know.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Tidusthoughtthesamething.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DO I LOOK LIKE A WHINY PRETTY BOY?!

... In retrospect, possibly a bad icon choice.

[unicorn]

Actually, little-known fact: I'M you. People mistook me for you on that anon meme.

If we're all the same person it'd be really weird.

Except that BOTH of you do the car thing and I don't. You guys can keep that, thanks.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They did? Where?

Considering how I've met both of you, not to mention spent a good amount of time talking on the phone to you guys--I'd have to be suffering from remarkable delusions!

[unicorn]

When I was saying nice things about Setine! You'll know which is me. It's the one that sounds like you, apparently.

I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST YOU.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I didn't even to respond to her! THE LIMIT, IT HAS BEEN REACHED.

I WOULD.

Also, I'm fairly aware of where cars are, I have to be! They just don't alarm me until they are incredibly close. She is just oblivious.

[unicorn]

THAT'S OKAY, I RESPONDED FOR BOTH OF US?!

Your opinion doesn't count.

These things have the same practical effect, though.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

If you're talking about one of the comment threads I saw, I totally knew one was either you or Brittany. LIKELY THE ONE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, SINCE SOMEONE ACTUALLY ASKED "...BRITTANY?"

[unicorn]

I DON'T THINK OUR TYPING PATTERNS ARE THAT SIMILAR GUYS C'MON. Plus I say nicer things to Setine than she does.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I'd say the typing patterns were yours first. As one of the MANY who have had their online speech habits affected by yours, I can tell you it's HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS.

But Brittany by far has been affected the most.

[unicorn]

Wow. I feel so viral now! Someday, understandable sentence structure and lack of contractions will rule the internet. NOT A BAD LEGACY.