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[rocknload]

Happy Birthday gogo_chan_~!

Going home now. I'll be able to answer stuff like RP comments and tags when I get back! Or, if you never hear from me again, it's 'cause I died. If I do, blame arcesso and mocha_cocoa. They freaking kept me up last night. (Yes, I just friended you, and I am already blaming you for my problems. ^__^)

Also, people keep cutting me off their flists or threatening to! I don't know how to be more interesting. I... don't feel bad about this, really, it's just disconcerting to check my email and have it say ____ has unfriended you. And so has _____. And ______!

As of the new year, journal is no longer friends only. Except sometimes. Because I dare to be different.

Comments

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Does LJ actually give you notifications if you're unfriended? o_O I didn't know if it did or didn't.

Have a safe trip backkkkk! I'll be cutting you off my flist anticipating your return!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's a new thing as of the last couple of months, I think! It's just like the friending alerts, just. The opposite!

DDDDDX Thank you~!

[unicorn]

I slept an hour! I am very refreshed.

I can't really think of any ways for you to be more interesting. Start an LJ strip club? I dunno.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDX DID YOU GO STRAIGHT TO SLEEP AT LEAST?

I would need other members! Surely, as my friend, you would support me in this endeavor!

[parcus.livejournal.com]

... Dudethatwillmakemesad.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What will?

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

lol, I didn't survive a couple of the cuts either. OH WELL. They were the people I didn't get a chance to talk to much, so I can't really say I'm gonna miss 'em. AND THANKFULLY I DO NOT GET NOTIFICATIONS. Otherwise I'd probably feel worse about it. XD

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yeah, same! And, well, the notifications don't really bother me! It's just odd to get many of them at once. WHAT HAVE I DONE.

[sexpress.livejournal.com]

WE JUST BECAME FRIENDS AND YOU'RE BLAMING ME ALREADY?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

ONLY IF I DIE. BUT YEAH.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

You got pwned by the New Year's cleanup, apparently. I'm still here! Unfortunately for you.

No longer friends only! Now my sister and Adam can randomly assault you. And I don't doubt that they will.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

So I see. That would be far too easy.

I don't doubt this either. I think it ties in with the above.

[gloaming.livejournal.com]

Have a safe trip back! ♥

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I will try~! ^^

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

...I am tempted to defriend you and friend you a couple dozen times just for lolz. XD

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

i am too clever for gmail

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

DON'T BLAME MEEEEEE FOR KEEPING ME UP~♥

BUT YOU CAN BLAME ME FOR THE NINE MILLION MESSAGES IN YOUR E-MAIL INBOX, YES.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should spam you with badfic. That would take up space.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

“I don’t have all night for your damn games Verg,” Dante commented reaching for ebony.

“Fiery as ever Dante,” Vergil chuckled in his ear placing a gentle kiss the made his brother jerk away. Their eyes met in a captivating hold, freezing Vergil as well as Dante. They stared intently at one another picking out all the small differences between them. Vergil scowled at Dante’s superior height as Dante envied Vergil’s paler eyes. They studied each other’s figures before Dante let out a chuckle.

“You shouldn’t wear your hair like that Verg. It makes you look like a total pansy,” he laughed as he taunted his brother.

“It’s better then looking and being a dumbass,” he pursed his lips trying to get back at Dante.

“Oh do you spike up that hair to look taller?” the younger twin retaliated towering over Vergil with the small height advantage.

Vergil tried his best to make the two as even as possible, “Well if you weren’t so tall then you would be quicker, you sloth.”

Dante growled as he brought his face closer to Vergil’s as they both gazed sharply with their eyes. Their breathing becoming labored as the rain started to fall from the sky. Neither was sure how it happened or who started it, but they were sure of the crashing of their lips in a harsh kiss. It was fueled with their anger, burning fierce with their passion, and both enjoyed every second of it. Their hands roamed griping and groping parts of the other’s body.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Vergil was the first to pull back panting, “It seems your mouth can do more then talk,” he breathed placing a hand on Dante’s bare chest.

“Many talents,” Dante smirked as Vergil’s hand moved across his chest. He smirked feeling all the hard muscles under his fingers. He leaned forward and bit Dante’s neck to make a mark. The latter groaned as his brother sucked and licked the mark as his hands tried to force his crimson coat off. The elder twin let the coat fall and let Rebellion down with ease as he licked down Dante’s neck to his collar bone, nibbling on the skin.

Dante’s hands franticly tried to rip off Vergil’s clothes as a hand came to his nipple, tugging it gently; his mouth coming down to do the same to the other nipple. Dante moaned low in his throat and griped Vergil’s hips in a tight hold. Taking the hint, Vergil grounded his hips against his brother’s. Loud groans spilled from their mouths as their erections made contact for the first. They both were painfully hard. The attacked each other’s lips as their hips rolled in a fast pace. A fire began to build up in their groin as they rocked together harder and faster. When Dante felt a climax approaching he stopped, and received a disappointed growl from his twin.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

“Fuck me,” Dante whispered huskily in his brother’s ear. Vergil felt a shiver down his spine as he heard his Dante’s words. He forced Dante to the ground and ravished his chest more. Seeing a flush appear on Dante’s face, Vergil began to take the rest of his clothes in an agonizing pace that made Dante curse. Vergil then made quick work of his brother’s boots. He took time the time to run over Dante’s leather clad thighs. Dante bucked his hips up as Vergil’s hand hovered over his clothed erection.

“Patience Dante,” Vergil scolded squeezing Dante. Another groan forced its way out of the younger twin’s mouth. Vergil unbuttoned the pants, pulling them down Dante’s muscular yet slender legs. Then the twins took a moment to look over each other’s bodies. Vergil then presented two fingers in front of Dante’s mouth but they were soon pushed away.

“I don’t need a prep. Just hurry up,” Dante panted stroking himself and opening his legs wider to his brother. Vergil just smirked as he hoisted his brother’s legs over his shoulders and pushed into Dante’s passage. The both groaned as Vergil sat still for a moment. When his impatient little brother started to move without him, Vergil pulled out and pushed all the way back in. Their bodies began to move faster, more erratic as their love making progressed.

Dante moaned as a small shift and the change of angle. He griped on any part of his brother’s body he could reach. With another slight angle change, the younger twin was moaning loudly in Vergil’s ear. A few more thrust hitting that spot caused Dante to climax and Vergil have a few more deep thrust in his brother’s tight channel before he came to his climax.

FUCK

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

IT APPEARS I'VE BEEN FORGETTING MY SUBJECT TITLES.

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Dante gasped breathlessly as he made a mental note of a new rule for himself: Don't taunt the magic mirrors (because they don't actually LIKE to be asked who's the sexiest one of all). He wasn't sure anymore what had happened; he remembered asking the fancy-looking mirror that question, then something invisible had pushed him onto this conveniently placed bed, and then... nothing. All he knew right now was that he was surrounded by mirror images, or clones, or doppelgangers or *somethings* that looked and moved exactly like him, human or devil trigger; that they were all naked, and that he was gonna have his brains fucked and sucked out of him. He gasped again as two of his mirror images sprung from the mirror sucked and nibbled on his cock, while another mimicked the others' movements on his toes, and another did the same with the fingers of his right hand.

SRY BB. VERGIL SAYS YOU LACK SEXY.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

There was a chuckle near his ear, and Vergil grabbed Dante's chin to forcibly turn his head to face him. "What's wrong? Are you too hot to handle?"

Dante snorted, but leaned into the cold, glass-smooth touch. "And when did you join the party?"

Vergil only smirked and leaned down, forcing Dante into a bruising kiss as the doppelganger under Dante moved in to fuck him hard.

Pushing against the hard cock pressing at his entrance, Dante let his legs fall open as wide as he could, determined to give the mirror, which he could definitely feel was watching him, the best show it had ever seen. Then it'd see that even among a pile of doppelgangers, he was still the hottest thing in the room.

Dante glanced at the mirror over DanteBis' shoulder - that was getting very strange - and froze, gaping slightly. Two more doppelganger were emerging from its smooth, cold surface, both Dantes again, both very, very... female.

Closing Dante's jaw with a finger, Vergil chuckled in his ear again. "So, dear brother... who's the sexiest one of all now?"

♥♥♥

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

IT'S PAINING ME AS MUCH TO LOOK THIS UP AS IT IS FOR YOU TO GET IT IN YOUR INBOX. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

SEE THINGS LIKE THIS? JUST PAINFUL.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Storybook
Love endures pain. But how much can love endure before it shatters? This is the story of a fairytale gone wrong. (Please read warning!!!) A/L Inc, M/F, Minor, N/C
Author [dj_ultima] -:- Rated [Adult++] -:- Chapters [1] -:- Published [2006-12-14] -:- Updated [2006-12-14 00:00:00] -:- Edited [2006-12-14] -:- Hits [602] -:- Reviews [7] -:- Average / Total Vote [+++++ / 3]


AND I'M SORTING THROUGH THIS SHIT FOR YOU.

WHAT IS LOVE

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

NO MORE.

AND LOOK DANTE/JESTER. LET'S READ IT, SHALL WE?

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Haywire
SPOILERS DMC3 MISSION 11 Staying in Devil Trigger too long has undesired side-effects on Dante... Dante/Jester. Lemon, Yaoi, NC, Anal, N/C, PWP, Slash
Author [Nyx Midnight] -:- Rated [Adult++] -:- Chapters [1] -:- Published [2005-04-28] -:- Updated [2005-04-28 00:00:00] -:- Edited [2006-11-04] -:- Hits [1419] -:- Reviews [5] -:- Average / Total Vote [+++++ / 4]

IYAAANDANTE

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Grabbing him by his nape, Dante squeezed until Jester stopped moving. After a few seconds, he ripped Jester's black suit with his long claws, leaving long bloody marks in the supple white flesh of Jester's lower back and thighs. Jester renewed his struggles with even more energy. Unfazed, Dante simply squeezed harder while he spread Jester's knees with his own, digging his claws in the devil's neck. Jester could only cough and let out small strangled cries.

Satisfied that the obnoxious voice was finally reduced to silence, or close, Dante grinned, eyes flashing red, and undid the fly of his brown pants with one hand with relative ease before taking his painfully hard cock out and burying himself deep inside Jester. The buffoon let out a muffled cry, but Dante didn't hear it. Nothing existed for him in this moment other than his body's need for a warm hole to fuck, and Jester's body deliciously hot and tight around him, squeezing him hard. Holding on to Jester's throat and grabbing his hip for leverage, he slowly pulled back, smiling at the voiceless gasp that escaped Jester's painted lips, then rammed back into him.

[sexpress.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR SUBJECT LINES, MOCHA

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

SO THAT SHE CAN'T COLLAPSE THE THREADS IN GMAIL.

ALSO; GOOD START. ♥

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

>:{

CRAP

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

I FORGOT A SUBJECT LINE AGAIN. REDO.

LADY SADFACES AT YOU.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

>:{

THIS LOOKS PROMISING

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Lifeforce
An encounter between vergil and Dante before Temen-ni-Gru Humil
Author [tenamanda1988] -:- Rated [Adult+] -:- Chapters [1] -:- Published [2006-09-28] -:- Updated [2006-09-28 00:00:00] -:- Edited [2006-09-28] -:- Hits [588] -:- Reviews [1] -:- Average / Total Vote [+++++ / 4]

OR MAYBE YOU'D PREFER DARK/LADY?

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

One finger stroked over the line of his pulse, the touch slightly ticklish but holding a hint of warning with every scratch of a finely trimmed nail.

Fuck, he should really have taken Enzo’s offer of a night out rather than investigating rumours of demons in the park. But as per usual, Dante seemed to have a knack for going down the path that lead to the most action, and the most pain.
Or the most pleasure, with Vergil that line tended to blur.

His thoughts were disrupted when a warm tongue licked over his lips, enough to pick up the taste of the dried blood and relish it, finding it disappointing and not enough. That’s when Dante realised, in that rush of thought from Vergil, that he was going to be bleeding a lot more very soon.
Maybe he’d pass out.

“Like I’d let you Dante, my foolish, foolish brother.” Vergil closed his eyes for a moment, his smile oddly indulgent and affectionate. A smile that belonged on the face of a young boy as he allowed his brother the top bunk, or gave into his pleas to watch a movie for the third time in a row. Not on the psychotic killer Dante now knew.

A warmth began to creep into him, energy he realised as his fingers twitched and finally, finally he could blink. Grateful moisture sweeping over his pupils as he performed the movement fervently.

Dante wasn’t one to waste time when an opportunity came though, he lunged up, head butting Vergil hard just on the weak chance that he could yank that dagger out and resume the fight. “Get the fuck off me you dumb prick!” he snarled, his right hand going for the daggers hilt.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

THIS IS HOW I PROVE MY LOVE.

bzuh?

[unicorn]

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[unicorn]

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