rocknload: (♫ fuck you guys ♫)
Brittany ([personal profile] rocknload) wrote2008-02-05 12:47 pm

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My dad actually woke me up with, "Happy Devil May Cry Day!"

Edit: Hi, guys! >___>

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HAHAHA xD
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
^__^

[identity profile] salavin.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I love your dad ;o;
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, too~.
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POOR FEBURARY FIFTH
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S THE BIRTHDAY OF A FRIEND OF OURS, ACTUALLY. I GUESS HE CAN HAVE HIS DAY BACK.

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[identity profile] arcesso.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
;_; DEVIL MAY CRY DAY WAS A LIE.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW.

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[identity profile] arcesso.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
QA) What is Zoophilia?

AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.

[identity profile] arcesso.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

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[identity profile] arcesso.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

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[identity profile] arcesso.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city.

Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested. One final note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

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