confronted by dreams that i can now feel;

[rocknload]

WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP

OH, WAIT, I KNOW WHY

IT STILL SUCKS

Character RPed: Sam Witwicky, Dante, Optimus Prime, Miguel, Seth Gecko, Lloyd Aurion.
Years roleplaying: One and change.
Least favorite character: Out of that list? Probably Prime...
Male or female characters?: Guys...
Oldest character played: Dante.
Newest character?: Seth.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge?: Dante, because... God, I don't have to explain that.
Get drunk and pass out?: Miguel's done it in canon. Dante's done it is psuedo-canon. Miguel wins.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Lloyd.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Seth.
Get lung cancer: ... Sam, by virtue of being the least immune to human stuff happening to him.
Star in a horror movie?: Seth is from a horror movie, Dante's from a horror game. They're about equally horrific. Tie.
Star in a video game?: Lloyd's the most obnoxiously heroic, so I'll go with him.
Make the world a better place?: Lloyd and Sam, blah blah blah, tie.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: Optimus Prime. Why? Because I'm tired and it seems like a good answer. I mean--I don't know.

Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Lloyd is seriously the most loved kid on any planet, ever.
Hate: Seth.
Money: Miguel.
Seduction: ...
Lies: Miguel.
Tragedy: Dante.
Manipulation: Miguel. God, Miguel, you're coming across as kind of a bad person, here.
Violence: Seth.
Politics: Miguel.
Fire: All of 'em.
Ice: None of 'em.

Would you ever...

Play a prostitute?: Probably not.
Play a musician?: Sure.
Play a pilot?: Why not.
Play a homosexual?: Sure.
Play a pedophile?: No.
Play a politician?: Probably not, just 'cause that sounds like a lotta painful work.
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: No.
Play a character who commits incest?: No. The only pairing I can stand that leans on the incestuous side is Dante/Trish, and that's... debatable.

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You have no faith in me.

... I do feel kinda sleepy, though...

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

It's not that I don't have faith. I just know you too damn well.

Go to sleep, then.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You can never know me too well. I'm like a... mysterious... amazing... why is my ability to create metaphorical statements always the first thing to go?

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Pssh, fine. I don't know you at all then. In fact, we're strangers.

Cross out amazing, because I'm amazing, not you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

How long can you talk to someone before you cease to be strangers?

Fine. Amazing. Awesome. Wonderful. Endlessly skilled. Kind and generous. Liked by everyone. Quick thinking when not trapped in an endless mental fog of exhaustion and ... I don't know. Albuterol.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Hm. Good question, I think up until you know the person's name is when you aren't a stranger. Not like you look at their ID, but you introduce yourself.

Really? You are all these things. You must really be tired!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That means we aren't strangers, Audra.

Why can't I be all these things?! IT CAN BE MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Same difference.

You could be all those things, I never said you couldn't. I said you are not these things.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS GOAL?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Actually, you said I was all of those things. It's only through my knowing you so well that I saw the sarcasm there.

I CAN TRY. WHAT WOULD BE MY FIRST STEP? BEING NICE, OR BEING ENDLESSLY SKILLED?

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

O RLY

I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE NICE FIRST, THOUGH ENDLESSLY SKILLED WOULD GET YOU FARTHER IN LIFE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YES, REALLY.

BEING NICE IS HARD, THOUGH. I WOULD HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. IS IT EVEN WORTH IT?

OKAY, I PROMISED I WOULD TRY TO SLEEP NOW.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

NIGHT