confronted by dreams that i can now feel;

[rocknload]

WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP

OH, WAIT, I KNOW WHY

IT STILL SUCKS

Character RPed: Sam Witwicky, Dante, Optimus Prime, Miguel, Seth Gecko, Lloyd Aurion.
Years roleplaying: One and change.
Least favorite character: Out of that list? Probably Prime...
Male or female characters?: Guys...
Oldest character played: Dante.
Newest character?: Seth.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge?: Dante, because... God, I don't have to explain that.
Get drunk and pass out?: Miguel's done it in canon. Dante's done it is psuedo-canon. Miguel wins.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Lloyd.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Seth.
Get lung cancer: ... Sam, by virtue of being the least immune to human stuff happening to him.
Star in a horror movie?: Seth is from a horror movie, Dante's from a horror game. They're about equally horrific. Tie.
Star in a video game?: Lloyd's the most obnoxiously heroic, so I'll go with him.
Make the world a better place?: Lloyd and Sam, blah blah blah, tie.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: Optimus Prime. Why? Because I'm tired and it seems like a good answer. I mean--I don't know.

Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Lloyd is seriously the most loved kid on any planet, ever.
Hate: Seth.
Money: Miguel.
Seduction: ...
Lies: Miguel.
Tragedy: Dante.
Manipulation: Miguel. God, Miguel, you're coming across as kind of a bad person, here.
Violence: Seth.
Politics: Miguel.
Fire: All of 'em.
Ice: None of 'em.

Would you ever...

Play a prostitute?: Probably not.
Play a musician?: Sure.
Play a pilot?: Why not.
Play a homosexual?: Sure.
Play a pedophile?: No.
Play a politician?: Probably not, just 'cause that sounds like a lotta painful work.
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: No.
Play a character who commits incest?: No. The only pairing I can stand that leans on the incestuous side is Dante/Trish, and that's... debatable.

Comments

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

WHAT SUCKS?

WHY AREN'T YOU ONLINE? HELLO. I'M IN JAPAN. I CAN KEEP YOU AWAKE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IT SUCKS THAT I'M AWAKE

I AM NOT ON AIM BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ASLEEP

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

BEING ON LIVEJOURNAL DOESN'T HELP YOU SLEEP.

NOW I'M GOING TO GET FOOD. SO GET OFF LJ SO YOU CAN SLEEP.

IF YOU ARE ON BY THE TIME I GET BACK... WELL, IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

OTHERWISE I LIE IN BED AWAKE AND DRIVE MYSELF TO MADNESS. BETTER TO DRIVE MYSELF TO DISTRACTION.

MAYBE I WILL BE. MAYBE I WON'T BE. WHO KNOWS.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

ANSWER ME IF YOU ARE AWAKE. YOU BETTER BE LIKE MY ICON.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

...

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

ALRIGHT.

I READ THE MEME, I'M THINKING OF DOING IT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Nothing!

Also, I know a way to get you asleep in 20 minutes.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Pray tell. It might not be necessary. I'm feeling kinda sleepy...

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

(http://community.livejournal.com/venetia_logs/2822.html?thread=157702&style=mine#t157702). I know this will do the trick.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You have no faith in me.

... I do feel kinda sleepy, though...

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

It's not that I don't have faith. I just know you too damn well.

Go to sleep, then.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You can never know me too well. I'm like a... mysterious... amazing... why is my ability to create metaphorical statements always the first thing to go?

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Pssh, fine. I don't know you at all then. In fact, we're strangers.

Cross out amazing, because I'm amazing, not you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

How long can you talk to someone before you cease to be strangers?

Fine. Amazing. Awesome. Wonderful. Endlessly skilled. Kind and generous. Liked by everyone. Quick thinking when not trapped in an endless mental fog of exhaustion and ... I don't know. Albuterol.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Hm. Good question, I think up until you know the person's name is when you aren't a stranger. Not like you look at their ID, but you introduce yourself.

Really? You are all these things. You must really be tired!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That means we aren't strangers, Audra.

Why can't I be all these things?! IT CAN BE MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Same difference.

You could be all those things, I never said you couldn't. I said you are not these things.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS GOAL?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Actually, you said I was all of those things. It's only through my knowing you so well that I saw the sarcasm there.

I CAN TRY. WHAT WOULD BE MY FIRST STEP? BEING NICE, OR BEING ENDLESSLY SKILLED?

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

O RLY

I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE NICE FIRST, THOUGH ENDLESSLY SKILLED WOULD GET YOU FARTHER IN LIFE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YES, REALLY.

BEING NICE IS HARD, THOUGH. I WOULD HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. IS IT EVEN WORTH IT?

OKAY, I PROMISED I WOULD TRY TO SLEEP NOW.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

NIGHT

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

HELLO. WHY ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SOME PART OF ME CLEARLY WANTS TO BE AWAKE, MAYBE

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

...I CAN SEE WHY THAT WOULD SUCK. I OFFER YOU MY SYMPATHY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IT IS OKAY, I AM FILLING OUT A MEME.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

IS IT AN EXCITING MEME?!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

NOT REALLY. JUST A KINDA BLAND RP MEME.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

HUH. AT LEAST IT IS KEEPING YOU VAGUELY ENTERTAINED.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

KIND OF

I MIGHT BE ALMOST READY TO SLEEP, I DUNNO

[unicorn]

Dude I just woke up at six am and went jogging for half an hour. This is unprecedented behavior for me. THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLAN.

I'm going to kill you if you're still awake.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... What the hell did you do that for?

[unicorn]

I don't KNOW. I just... woke up at quarter of five and BEFORE I KNEW IT I was outside, jogging. I kind of thought I was still dreaming for a while.

You're dead now, by the way.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That's bizarre. Maybe you were sleep... jogging.

Funny, I feel alive.

[unicorn]

It's POSSIBLE? Maybe I just woke up from a DREAM. Where I had to JOG.

Your conscious mind doesn't want to accept the truth yet. Either get on AIM or go to bed and STOP REPLYING TO LJ, GEEZ.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe you were being chased by something terrible, and wanted to escape!

... Fine. I'll lie here in the dark for a little while and if that doesn't work I'll get on AIM and accept my fate.

[unicorn]

I like this plan!

BLAME YOUR FATE. I think I will refuse to go shower until I've drank several pints of water, or I'm going to pass out. I'm all light-headed now, since I hadn't eaten since yesterday morning...

MAYBE DREAM JOGGING WAS NOT THE BEST INVENTION.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DID YOU ESCAPE THE MONSTER, THOUGH, WHILE YOU WERE DREAM JOGGING

[unicorn]

NO IDEA

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

WAKE UP AND GET ONLINE SO I CAN FANGIRL AT YOU.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'M UP, DAMNIT, I'M UP