Brittany (
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2008
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04:10 pm
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now you know
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psa
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with friends like these
[Public Service Announcement]
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:18 pm (UTC)
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Yes! But
some particular people
, even though I tell them
time and time again
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:20 pm (UTC)
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Stab them with a spoon. Do it. You won't.
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:21 pm (UTC)
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I will get the opportunity
tomorrow
. It might be worth it.
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:38 pm (UTC)
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It's be funny at the very least to see their expressions when you do it....Though, how good a murder implement is a spoon?
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:40 pm (UTC)
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Alan Rickman thinks it'd be an
excellent
murder weapon.
Alan Rickman: I'LL CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON.
Minion: ... Why not an ax?
Alan Rickman: BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE.
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:47 pm (UTC)
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Yes, but has Mr. Alan Rickman ever tried to kill someone with a spoon? Is Mr. Alan Rickman a murdering scientist? Does he own cats?
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
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Well, he was the bad guy in Robin Hood in
that
movie. I think he killed a lot of people!
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:04 am (UTC)
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He was also the bad guy in one of those Die Hard movies...the first one I think.
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:05 am (UTC)
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He shot someone in the face in that one! Yup, Alan Rickman knows how to kill people.
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:16 am (UTC)
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But does he know how to kill someone with a spoon? I think it's be hard....
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:17 am (UTC)
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I think you'd have to go for the
eyes
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:25 am (UTC)
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Aim for the soft spots! I think I'd be tempted to turn it around and use the handle....
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:26 am (UTC)
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That'd probably be your best bet. You could drive it
through
the eyes and try to damage the brain!
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:29 am (UTC)
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Sever the optic cord. Though then you'd get eye jelly all over the place and god knows that's hard to get out of the carpet.
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:31 am (UTC)
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Totally worth it. Besides, if you planned
ahead
, you brought carpet cleaner!
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elaine-miles.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:36 am (UTC)
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But what if it's a crime of passion and you just happened to grab a spoon?! That poor carpet....
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rocknload.livejournal.com
2008-02-16 12:38 am (UTC)
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Then you better hurry up and head over to Home Depot!
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Alan Rickman: BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE.
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