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Brittany ([personal profile] rocknload) wrote2008-02-15 04:10 pm

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TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! But some particular people, even though I tell them time and time again...

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Stab them with a spoon. Do it. You won't.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I will get the opportunity tomorrow. It might be worth it.

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's be funny at the very least to see their expressions when you do it....Though, how good a murder implement is a spoon?
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Alan Rickman thinks it'd be an excellent murder weapon.

Alan Rickman: I'LL CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON.
Minion: ... Why not an ax?
Alan Rickman: BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE.

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but has Mr. Alan Rickman ever tried to kill someone with a spoon? Is Mr. Alan Rickman a murdering scientist? Does he own cats?
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he was the bad guy in Robin Hood in that movie. I think he killed a lot of people!

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
He was also the bad guy in one of those Die Hard movies...the first one I think.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
He shot someone in the face in that one! Yup, Alan Rickman knows how to kill people.

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
But does he know how to kill someone with a spoon? I think it's be hard....
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think you'd have to go for the eyes.

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aim for the soft spots! I think I'd be tempted to turn it around and use the handle....
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
That'd probably be your best bet. You could drive it through the eyes and try to damage the brain!

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sever the optic cord. Though then you'd get eye jelly all over the place and god knows that's hard to get out of the carpet.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Totally worth it. Besides, if you planned ahead, you brought carpet cleaner!

[identity profile] elaine-miles.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
But what if it's a crime of passion and you just happened to grab a spoon?! That poor carpet....
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then you better hurry up and head over to Home Depot!