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Ahahahah it's not me who is doing it!
You'd think people would know that....it's common sense, innit?
If only because you no longer drive.
Yes! But some particular people, even though I tell them time and time again...
Stab them with a spoon. Do it. You won't.
I will get the opportunity tomorrow. It might be worth it.
Drag racing is "life on the edge." BASE jumping is "life on the edge." Texting while driving is like, up there with driving drunk. Read: a lame way to be dangerous.
But when Sara or Tifa is texting you as you're walking out the door to go to work, it's really the only thing to do!
Tifa is the person I'm yelling at.
And Sara would not want you to risk your life! She's nice like that.
And Sara would not want you to risk your life! She's nice like that.
AHAHA. Well, she makes me do it all the time!
And Sara encourages it. She believes in my l33t skillz.
And Sara encourages it. She believes in my l33t skillz.
SARA'S CALLING YOU A LIAR. HER STORY IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOURS.
THESE IS LIES. AT ONE POINT, SHE EVEN ASKED "ARE YOU DRIVING??" AND CONTINUED TO HAVE A TEXTED CONVERSATION WITH ME. HYPOCRITE.
It's be funny at the very least to see their expressions when you do it....Though, how good a murder implement is a spoon?
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YEAH. USELESS TALENT #32. LIKE IN GRINDHOUSE.
IF SHE DIDNT WANT ME TO DO IT, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE KEPT TEXTING ME ABOUT HER DAMN STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE.
IF SHE DIDNT WANT ME TO DO IT, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE KEPT TEXTING ME ABOUT HER DAMN STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE.
Alan Rickman thinks it'd be an excellent murder weapon.
Alan Rickman: I'LL CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON.
Minion: ... Why not an ax?
Alan Rickman: BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE.
Alan Rickman: I'LL CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON.
Minion: ... Why not an ax?
Alan Rickman: BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE.
AT THAT POINT, I BET SHE WAS SAYING, "WHAT THE FUCK, STOP TEXTING WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING."
SHE TEXTED ME LIKE TWICE IN A ROW EVEN. WITH RANDOM CHATTER ABOUT HER DAMN SMOOTHIE.
IT'S STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE, BEFORE YOU RUN SOMEONE OVER.
Yes, but has Mr. Alan Rickman ever tried to kill someone with a spoon? Is Mr. Alan Rickman a murdering scientist? Does he own cats?
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