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[rocknload]

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Well, he was the bad guy in Robin Hood in that movie. I think he killed a lot of people!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

He was also the bad guy in one of those Die Hard movies...the first one I think.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He shot someone in the face in that one! Yup, Alan Rickman knows how to kill people.

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

But does he know how to kill someone with a spoon? I think it's be hard....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I think you'd have to go for the eyes.

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Aim for the soft spots! I think I'd be tempted to turn it around and use the handle....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That'd probably be your best bet. You could drive it through the eyes and try to damage the brain!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Sever the optic cord. Though then you'd get eye jelly all over the place and god knows that's hard to get out of the carpet.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Totally worth it. Besides, if you planned ahead, you brought carpet cleaner!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

But what if it's a crime of passion and you just happened to grab a spoon?! That poor carpet....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Then you better hurry up and head over to Home Depot!