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[rocknload]

pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
pushpushlady: YOU ARE
pushpushlady: I AM
pushpushlady: I MEAN
pushpushlady: I AM

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Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They did? Where?

Considering how I've met both of you, not to mention spent a good amount of time talking on the phone to you guys--I'd have to be suffering from remarkable delusions!

[unicorn]

When I was saying nice things about Setine! You'll know which is me. It's the one that sounds like you, apparently.

I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST YOU.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I didn't even to respond to her! THE LIMIT, IT HAS BEEN REACHED.

I WOULD.

Also, I'm fairly aware of where cars are, I have to be! They just don't alarm me until they are incredibly close. She is just oblivious.

[unicorn]

THAT'S OKAY, I RESPONDED FOR BOTH OF US?!

Your opinion doesn't count.

These things have the same practical effect, though.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

I WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I THINK

It never does.

No! It only takes a moment to step out of the way!

[unicorn]

TOO LATE NOW. SLOOOW.

See, now you get it!

And if you get distracted or there is OTHER traffic...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DAMNIT.

DDDDDX

That's when something interesting happens! I write about those on LJ!

[unicorn]

DDDDDDDDDDDDX

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

what

[unicorn]

you know what

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

nope

[unicorn]

you and your trying to kill yourself

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

if i'm trying, i'm not very good at it!

[unicorn]

see, this is a situation where failing is helpful

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

maybe i'm not trying hard enough

[unicorn]

pffft, who needs effort

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

people who are driven and also not lazy

so not me, for sure

[unicorn]

there you go, then

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

i guess

also, why are you TOO GOOD for aim?

[unicorn]

Because I knew I was about to shower!