so quit my whining 'cause it's just bringing her down;

[rocknload]

I freaking hate levade for turning drabble writing in an educational experience--does it look like I like learning new things? And hey, pushpushlady, when I actually have to take chemistry to get my nursing prerequisites out of the way, you're going to help. I just decided. Edit: Wait a second, Tanz is the one who forced me to learn about chemistry when I'm not even in school. Obviously, she's the one who should have to help me. Or both of them. Yes.

... God, you guys make me feel stupid, sometimes.

And on that note, I've been barely eating for days. I just realized!

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[unicorn]

I suck at chemistry. You don't want my help at it, really you don't. Setine is our resident science and math genius. I will help you at BIO if you need help, I'm always linking you to horrible wtf_nature stuff anyway.

DO NOT FEEL STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING CHEMISTRY. FEEL STUPID FOR NOT EATING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Then forcing you to help me would be, like, unpleasant for you, which I am okay with. And... ugh, biology. That subject, it is so much suck. WE HAD TO PUT CRICKETS INTO TUBES, IT WAS NIGHTMARISH.

I DO, I DO. BUT I THINK I WILL LIE HERE INSTEAD OF FINDING FOOD. SOMEONE WILL BRING ME SOMETHING, EVENTUALLY.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I remember that lab! Quite a few of ours drowned, but we WERE able to ascertain that gas exchange was taking place!

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They kept jumping around inside of the thing and bouncing around and... NIGHTMARISH. NIGHTMARISH. EW EW EW.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I'm not fond of insects, but this was for SCIENCE!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I'm a crappy science student. The results of this experiment are already known, so traumatizing me did science no good.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

You had to do it yourself to really UNDERSTAND the results!

It's like you and head injuries. I know that they're bad for you, but you have to go give yourself a concussion before you believe me!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I can understand CRICKETS BREATHE without having it demonstrated to me!

... I understand that, too!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

This was a freshman-level experiment! The principles of science had to be POUNDED INTO YOUR BRAIN!

SO WHY DON'T YOU WEAR A HELMET?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Pfffft. Useless.

WHO SAYS I DON'T

[unicorn]

You said it! The other day. In an entry about getting your motorcycle back.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, that was only for a quarter of a mile because my helmet wouldn't fit over my glasses, and I said the wind punished me for it, didn't I?

[unicorn]

IT COUNTS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

NOT REALLY.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Freshmen are useless. They must be MOLDED.

...YOU DO. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.

"Huh. I haven't worn a helmet for a bicycle since I was... pffft, probably eight or nine. I doubt I even own one!"

DOCUMENTATION.

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I never got much beyond being a freshman! AM I TO BE USELESS FOR ALL ETERNITY?

OH, ON A BICYCLE. WELL. IT JUST DOESN'T STRIKE ME AS THAT DANGEROUS. IF I FALL ON MY FACE FROM STANDING UP, IT'S A LONGER FALL THAN ONE FROM SITTING ON A BIKE!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

NOT IF YOU WANT TO BE A NURSE. YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN IT FROM THE GROUND UP.

Bicycles are generally moving faster than just standing up people. And you are more likely to get hit by cars or stopped suddenly by stationary objects.

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IT'S A TWO YEAR DEGREE. SO TECHNICALLY, NOT LIKE. DIVIDED UP INTO FRESHMEN AND STUFF.

That's true! Huh.

[unicorn]

Biology is wonderful, shut up! We dissected FETAL PIGS in that class. There were organs. My lab partner got skull fragments in his hair.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

....................

I thought you went to class!

[unicorn]

Yes. Then - and this may be a foreign concept - class finished.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Was it that long ago that you left? Huh.

[unicorn]

Eighty minutes is usually an OKAY amount of time for a class to happen in...

To return to a previous topic, my giving you bad help in chemistry would displease me not at all! It'd just be completely useless to you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I lost track of time! I've been kinda zoning out, here.

Pfffft, that does make forcing you to help much less appealing.

[unicorn]

Do you need more sleep or something?

I am good for Bio, though!