[FRIENDING MEME]

[rocknload]

◤DEVIL MAY CRY FRIENDING MEME◢

And then I'm done updating today. Got stuff to do, and all. No, really. Anyhow, copy, paste, fill it out! Mingle. I know I could use some more DMC on the flist, at the very least.

<b>name?</b> <b>age?</b> <b>location?</b> <b>favorite game?</b> <b>favorite characters?</b> <b>favorite godawful line?</b> <b>pairings?</b> <b>do you write? draw? rp? make icons?</b> <b>other fandoms?</b> <b>anything else?</b>

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[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

name? DANTE
age? OLD ENOUGH
location? TEN FEET FROM THE NEAREST EXIT

favorite game? PONG FUCK YEAH
favorite characters? ME
favorite godawful line? EVERY DAMN REPLY TO WHATEVER I SAY. I MEAN WTF NOBODY HERE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP UP THEIR END OF THE CONVERSATION. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT SOCIALIZED OR SOMETHING??

pairings? ME/ANYONE WITH A CUP SIZE OF C AND UP. IF NOT A DOUBLE D THEN A NICE SQUISHY HANDFUL PREFERED. BTW MY HANDS ARE PRETTY BIG.
do you write? draw? rp? make icons? ALL OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE RETARDED LIKE UR MOM.
other fandoms? WHAT PART OF PONG DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. PONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONG.

anything else? I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!

((hi. i'm here to deliver lulz when i can. troll me back!))

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

...... HI

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

Y HELO THAR. WAZZUP :)

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

NOT SO MUCH

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

O HAY I FIX'D UR ICON.


MUCH MORE APPEALING :):):)

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

HAY BB I WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF PONG.

~LUV~
YOUR FAVOURITE FAGET.

((I'm lacking a Vergil icon. Just imagine it.))

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

WTF R U DOIN HERE U FAGOT. GB2//HELL & MAKE ME SUM PIE.

~notluv~
Dante

I saw wut u did thar

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T MAKE YOU PIE. HELL'S KITCHEN IS... YEAH.

~You suck~
Vergil

It's not like we look any different. I JUST HAVE BETTER TASTE IN HAIRSTYLES.

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

THEN MAKE ME A STRAWBERRY SUNDAE. I'M HUNGRY AGAIN.

~u suck more~
Daaaaaaaaaanteeeeeeeeeeee

Like hell you've got better taste in hairstyles. Who gets all the chicks? Me. Not you.

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

THE ICECREAM MELTS IN HELL. :<

~U SUCK MORE MORE~
VERGIL

... Ice burn Dante. That was below the belt.
AT LEAST I'M AMBIDEXTROUS.

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

U RETARD GO TO ONE OF THE OTHER LEVELS OF HELL. PART OF IT'S FROZEN OVER U KNOW.

~you suck way more than I ever could. You are the king of sucking.~
Durante

EVERYTHING IS BELOW THE BELT FOR YOU U OVERSENSITIVE PRICK.
AMBIDEXTROSITY DOESNT MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT U DONT USE FEBREZE LIKE I DO.

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

... I still don't believe that you wrote that.
However, it does completely explain why I didn't throw your pansy ass off of a cliff for the entire novel. SELF PRESERVATION MUCH?

~SUCK MY DICK~
Vergil.

That's because I fucking wash my clothes more than once a year, brother.

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

FEELS LIKE I JUST LOST THE THREAD OF THE CONVERSATION HEREYou threw yourself over that cliff like a red-headed stepchild. Don't lie! The demonic rituals, the fraternizing with the enemy, and most importantly some of those really bad stock villain lines... STOP SHITTING ME VERG I KNOW YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION.

~I'm not gay like you are, go suck your own damn dick~
The last descendent of Sparda

Pretty sure you weren't wearing anything under that suit of armor when we last met, my dear sweet older brother.

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

ARE WE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE?
You never did do your English homework.
Psst, I'm talking about this (http://www.amazon.com/Divine-Comedy-Purgatorio-Paradiso-Everymans/dp/0679433139/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205373634&sr=8-2). IT SAYS THAT YOU WROTE IT.

~Don't tempt me~
I'M STILL ALIVE, REALLY
Vergil. :')

I liked the way it felt against my skin. Kind of like slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

((I've always been under the impression that Vergil was the younger of the two, actually.))

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

FUCK THAT. English was boring. Hey, remember the time I got that penis origami stuck in the teacher's 'fro? LOL

~Go ahead and suck your own dick, I'll just laugh at you~
NO UR NOT you're just some poor substitute because I know Vergil would never capslock himself like I do
Dannnnnnnnnteeeee

((Dante refers to himself as the little brother in DMC3, so their real ages are kind of irrelevant considering that fact. Vergil's got the higher voice, though... and here I am acting like 19-year-old Dante while my avatar is the marginally more mature DMC4 Dante. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BOYS NEVER GROWING UP AMIRITE))

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

I TRIED TO FORGET, SINCE YOU BLAMED IT ON ME.

~GO WATCH CLERKS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'VE NEVER TRIED IT~
OH YOU FOUND ME OUT. IT'S NERO. :<
But last time I checked your brother was chillin' in my right arm. Man, what an uh... experience.

((I totally don't remember that part! I need to go back and play. Vergil always struck me as having a younger sibling complex though. And uh, he's almost more immature than 19!Dante.))

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT. gb2//kindergarten, kid. I'll give you a gold star for tryin hard, tho.

~I know you do it when you think no one's looking. Ceiling cat told me so~
YOU. STOP ABUSING MY BROTHER. D:<

(("How about a kiss from your little brother? Or how about a kiss from THIS?"--Dante (first Vergil boss battle) ))

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

So, how was I? :<

~KYRIE DOES IT FOR ME~
I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIS GUTS.
Aren't I your little brother too? ;-;

((Oh lawd, I don't remember that. It... explains all of the slash. And here I thought it was just baseless "OH MY GOD THEY'RE TWINS LET'S HAVE THEM FUCK!" but there's actually a retarded Dante line behind it all!!))

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

Next time you try to be Vergil, pretend you don't have a sense of humor.

~Kyrie's hot, I'd tap that~
VERGIL IS A FAGOT but I don't hate him. Much.
You're just some poser with a fancy elbow-length glove

((I always figured that line meant 'let's kiss each other like family does', but leave it to fangirls to misconstrue that and the way Dante chases Vergil like a lost puppy for the first part of the game >.>))

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

~DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND~
That hurts, man.

((Well you know fangirls. Give them two men and they'll make up some reason for them to be fucking. It still makes more sense than anything else. But yeah, I'd think that too.))

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

~Too late ;D So, babe, was it as good for you as it was for me?~

LOL

((How am I doing? O_o I've never trolled/RPed before...))

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

BRB CRYING IN A CORNER.

((NEITHER HAVE I. I AM SITTING HERE THOROUGHLY EMBARRASSED AT MYSELF, ACTUALLY. But uh, I think you're doing fine?)

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

LOL EMO KID.

((AS LONG AS WE'RE EMBARRASSED TOGETHER THAT'S OKAY. XD We're kind of spammy together, aren't we?))

[hotsaucedante.livejournal.com]

SHIZNIT NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS SOME OTHER DANTE. PRETTY POPULAR NAME NOWADAYS.

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY VERGIL WAS SUCH A BADASS IN IT, AND DANTE IS A WHINY LOSER.