And then I'm done updating today. Got stuff to do, and all. No, really. Anyhow, copy, paste, fill it out! Mingle. I know I could use some more DMC on the flist, at the very least.
ARE WE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE? You never did do your English homework. Psst, I'm talking about this (http://www.amazon.com/Divine-Comedy-Purgatorio-Paradiso-Everymans/dp/0679433139/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205373634&sr=8-2). IT SAYS THAT YOU WROTE IT.
~Don't tempt me~ I'M STILL ALIVE, REALLY Vergil. :')
I liked the way it felt against my skin. Kind of like slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.
((I've always been under the impression that Vergil was the younger of the two, actually.))
FUCK THAT. English was boring. Hey, remember the time I got that penis origami stuck in the teacher's 'fro? LOL
~Go ahead and suck your own dick, I'll just laugh at you~ NO UR NOT you're just some poor substitute because I know Vergil would never capslock himself like I do Dannnnnnnnnteeeee
((Dante refers to himself as the little brother in DMC3, so their real ages are kind of irrelevant considering that fact. Vergil's got the higher voice, though... and here I am acting like 19-year-old Dante while my avatar is the marginally more mature DMC4 Dante. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BOYS NEVER GROWING UP AMIRITE))
~GO WATCH CLERKS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'VE NEVER TRIED IT~ OH YOU FOUND ME OUT. IT'S NERO. :< But last time I checked your brother was chillin' in my right arm. Man, what an uh... experience.
((I totally don't remember that part! I need to go back and play. Vergil always struck me as having a younger sibling complex though. And uh, he's almost more immature than 19!Dante.))
~KYRIE DOES IT FOR ME~ I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIS GUTS. Aren't I your little brother too? ;-;
((Oh lawd, I don't remember that. It... explains all of the slash. And here I thought it was just baseless "OH MY GOD THEY'RE TWINS LET'S HAVE THEM FUCK!" but there's actually a retarded Dante line behind it all!!))
Next time you try to be Vergil, pretend you don't have a sense of humor.
~Kyrie's hot, I'd tap that~ VERGIL IS A FAGOT but I don't hate him. Much. You're just some poser with a fancy elbow-length glove
((I always figured that line meant 'let's kiss each other like family does', but leave it to fangirls to misconstrue that and the way Dante chases Vergil like a lost puppy for the first part of the game >.>))
~DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND~ That hurts, man.
((Well you know fangirls. Give them two men and they'll make up some reason for them to be fucking. It still makes more sense than anything else. But yeah, I'd think that too.))
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You never did do your English homework.
Psst, I'm talking about this (http://www.amazon.com/Divine-Comedy-Purgatorio-Paradiso-Everymans/dp/0679433139/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205373634&sr=8-2). IT SAYS THAT YOU WROTE IT.~Don't tempt me~
I'M STILL ALIVE, REALLY
Vergil. :')
I liked the way it felt against my skin. Kind of like slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.((I've always been under the impression that Vergil was the younger of the two, actually.))
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~Go ahead and suck your own dick, I'll just laugh at you~
NO UR NOT
you're just some poor substitute because I know Vergil would never capslock himself like I doDannnnnnnnnteeeee
((Dante refers to himself as the little brother in DMC3, so their real ages are kind of irrelevant considering that fact. Vergil's got the higher voice, though... and here I am acting like 19-year-old Dante while my avatar is the marginally more mature DMC4 Dante. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BOYS NEVER GROWING UP AMIRITE))
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~GO WATCH CLERKS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'VE NEVER TRIED IT~
OH YOU FOUND ME OUT. IT'S NERO. :<
But last time I checked your brother was chillin' in my right arm. Man, what an uh... experience.
((I totally don't remember that part! I need to go back and play. Vergil always struck me as having a younger sibling complex though. And uh, he's almost more immature than 19!Dante.))
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~I know you do it when you think no one's looking. Ceiling cat told me so~
YOU. STOP ABUSING MY BROTHER. D:<
(("How about a kiss from your little brother? Or how about a kiss from THIS?"--Dante (first Vergil boss battle) ))
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~KYRIE DOES IT FOR ME~
I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIS GUTS.
Aren't I your little brother too? ;-;((Oh lawd, I don't remember that. It... explains all of the slash. And here I thought it was just baseless "OH MY GOD THEY'RE TWINS LET'S HAVE THEM FUCK!" but there's actually a retarded Dante line behind it all!!))
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~Kyrie's hot, I'd tap that~
VERGIL IS A FAGOT but I don't hate him. Much.
You're just some poser with a fancy elbow-length glove((I always figured that line meant 'let's kiss each other like family does', but leave it to fangirls to misconstrue that and the way Dante chases Vergil like a lost puppy for the first part of the game >.>))
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~DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND~
That hurts, man.((Well you know fangirls. Give them two men and they'll make up some reason for them to be fucking. It still makes more sense than anything else. But yeah, I'd think that too.))
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LOL
((How am I doing? O_o I've never trolled/RPed before...))
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((NEITHER HAVE I. I AM SITTING HERE THOROUGHLY EMBARRASSED AT MYSELF, ACTUALLY. But uh, I think you're doing fine?)
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((AS LONG AS WE'RE EMBARRASSED TOGETHER THAT'S OKAY. XD We're kind of spammy together, aren't we?))
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((YES! WE CAN BE LIKE, SPAMMING OTP!))
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SHIZNIT NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS SOME OTHER DANTE. PRETTY POPULAR NAME NOWADAYS.no subject
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY VERGIL WAS SUCH A BADASS IN IT, AND DANTE IS A WHINY LOSER.