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God, I hate drinking. I don't get drunk enough to justify how sick I feel. Though Bryce and Bridgette insist I'm plenty drunk enough. I think my throat is burning.

Advice to future bartenders. If someone orders one shot of Bacardi 151, maybe you aren't doing them a favor if you give them two shots of it in the same glass, thereby giving them the option of drinking both or none. Maybe.

Hanging out with Setine was fun, but man, my parents nearly fucking killed me.

pushpushlady actually had to take the phone out of my hand and talk to them to prevent a near nervous breakdown on my end. They wouldn't listen to me! And then I saw my brother and sister for the first time in forever, I actually hugged them both and said, "Thank God, it's you two."

I think

goyutasama is fishing for information to use to embarrass me in the future.

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You could always solve this horrible dilemma by not drinking...

What were your parents so upset about?

WHY ARE YOU AWAKE

I'M MAKING A KIRA ICON

I THINK THE KEYWORDS WILL BE "BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY HUMANITY"

GO TO SLEEP

GO TO SLEEP

I've been asleep all day. I started reading Angel Sanctuary at two am yesterday morning, and I had class yesterday around nine, after which I had to go do errands and finish Angel Sanctuary. This will give you a rough idea of when I got to bed.

... I am incapable of these calculations at this moment. I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE BEING LOGICAL AND RESPONSIBLE AND STUFF?

This is always a good assumption to make. Why were your parents so pissed off?

They weren't pissed off! I was. When I said "nervous breakdown," I actually meant "descending into an incoherent rambling frothing rage, punctuated by very loud and articulate swearing."

I see! If you miss your siblings that much, perhaps when you move out you should all do so together. My brother and I interact at pretty much the same level whether I am home or not, though with perhaps less oh hey we're both eating dry cereal at five am because we can't sleep.

My reaction was mostly based on the fact that I'd been dealing with my parents for most of the day, and they were making me angry. I think at one point I told Setine, "I'm going to fucking kill someone." And then I saw--by surprise, because they weren't going to be there!--the two family members who do not irritate me.

But honestly, I don't know how the moving out thing is going to work. I'm pretty sure it'll be ... extremely problematic.

Very likely!

Me and Bryce are almost definitely going to end up getting an apartment at some point. We've discussed it as an inevitability. But, man, if I go to Mexico things are gonna be weird.

It WILL be. But you will get to practice a lot of Spanish.

Nonsense! You're serfectly pober.

Your intentional typo is cruel.

What typo? Bri, are you sure you're seeing straight? ♥

You had an orgy without me? D:

WE THOUGHT OF YOU.

...Damn, how much do you drink? To get a hangover that bad, at least.

That was me drunk, not hungover! I'm hungover now, but I kept making them give me water back when I was half awake, so I'm pretty okay.

Were you having the breakdown or were they?

Me. They were doing the I AM A PARENT, I CAN COMPLETELY IGNORE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING WITH GREAT SKILL FOR ENTIRE MINUTES thing and I was starting to yell into the phone NO SERIOUSLY, JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS, JESUS.

And then Setine took the phone and was all sweet and stuff. She's a lifesaver!

Oh dear. I hate it when they do that. You eventually got where you were going, right?

I did! And I only got lost once, even.

Setine told me you got lost on your way to her.

This was another time!

I wasn't really lost any of the times, it was more like not being entirely sure I was heading in the right direction, and getting exponentially more and more frustrated because I don't know my way around the Valley very well and I was running late the entire night.

Maybe you ought to invest in a Mapsco. Several Mapscos.

When do you get back?

I feel like getting drunk right now I am pissed.

Tonight! We're on for the museum tomorrow, right? Bridgette'll have to come with us.

What happened? We can go drinking tonight, if you want...

YOU TWO ARE A BUNCH OF DRUNKS.

You drink more than us miss NAVY chick! lol

PSSH, That's a lie.

Yeah we can still go to the museum^^

I just got in a fight with my husband...

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