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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

Quick. Someone say something funny.

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something funny.

Oh fuck it, it was worth it :Db

FAILURE TO AMUSE

Oh, quite the contrary. I'm extremely amused.

You are not.

Oh, I am. I am.

Too tired to think. Have a macro instead.

... BUT HE IS DEAD.

PFFFFT. FINE.

... OMG, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

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...THAT'S SKELETOR FROM HE-MAN.

DAMNIT, STUPID 80S CARTOONS LOOKING ALL THE SAME. THERE WAS A SIMILAR DUDE IN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

I WILL FORGIVE YOU THIS TIME.

THIS TIME.

FIAR DONG. (http://www.drunkduck.com/Rainbow_Carousel/index.php?p=194463)

I SEE A MAN NAKED.

Rabid: FIRE
Rabid: SHOULD NOT EVER
Rabid: BE THAT CLOSE
Rabid: WTF WHO PUTS FIRE BY THEIR DONG.
Rabid: THATS JUST A LACK OF SELF PRESERVATION.
Dan: ...WELL I DON'T GOT A PENIS.

Edited 2008-06-05 00:43 (UTC)

... IT'S NOT EVEN ALL THAT GOOD FOR PUTTING OUT FIRES, I DON'T THINK? WRONG SIZE AND SHAPE AND ALL?

LOL THAT PEENER ISN'T EVEN THERE,METHINKS.

NO SPACE BETWEEN THE CAKE AND THE MANS.

I ONCE SHOT AN ELEPHANT IN MY PYJAMAS.

WHAT HE WAS DOING IN MY PYJAMAS I HAVEN'T A CLUE.

I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

I FEEL AS THOUGH I SHOULD HAVE.

WELL, IT WAS IN OUR TEXTBOOK AS AN EXAMPLE OF A DANGLING PARTICIPLE. I THINK IT'S ATTRIBUTED TO GROUCHO MARX?

Let's have a beach party. IN LONDON.

HARRY SOUNDS JUST A LITTLE STONED.

Well, that's what happens at dance parties!

whoa yeah
I'm not your friend
You don't know me
And I
I don't care about youuuu

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, PAL

Wrong song.

I know, I just wanted to do that. ;-;

That song is so awesome. AND HAPPY EVEN. Sort of.

VERY HAPPY. CHEERFUL, AT LEAST.

SPOILER: I FAIL AT HUMOR.

WILL ONCE MORE PROCLAIMING THAT YOU ARE AWESOME SUFFICE?

IT MAY. IT MAY, INDEED.

THE LAMBS NEVER STOPPED SCREAMING!

IS IT BAD THAT I ACTUALLY FOUND THAT LINE FUNNY?

It's not bad that you found it funny. It's bad that we both find it funny. WE ARE SICK IN THE HEAD!

The whole story she told just seemed so ridiculously melodramatic and artificially traumatizing. IT WAS JUST FUNNY.

THE FACT THAT WE CAN LAUGH AT SOMEONES FAKE TRAUMA MAKES US HORRIBLE! We should respect her rediculously melodramatic story. Next we'll be pillaging fake hospitals and poking fake bruises. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE!

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