YOU'VE BEEN SETINE'D. Also, I, Brittany think that Rufus is smoking hot and that I totally want a piece of that hot blond ass. I mean:

Who does
NOT want that?
And. I am Dante.
Really.
There are pizza boxes all over my room and there are coke bottles and cans everywhere!
RUFUS IS HOT.
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But, I must say, in my humbleness, Setine is an amazing human being that brings light to my dark, dark life.
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Brittany's life isn't dark. Look around your room! Everything is bright. BRIGHT, I SAY.
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LOOK AT ME. I MEAN YOU. YOU GET PLENTY OF FUCKING SUN.
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Alas, I never shall be as brown as you.
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At least you go outside! Tech support's so awesome, I get shielded from its brutal rays night and day.
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. . . You are fucking insane.
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Say what? What have I done to convince you of THIS?
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I do not talk like that.
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MYTHIS JOURNAL. THIS ONE. GET IT OFF.IT BUUUUUUURNSES US.
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I FEEL SO ASHAMED.
SO FUCKING ASHAMED.
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Also, I am coming out of the Vergil closet. I think he is so much more awesome than Dante.
... Smarter too.
Oh yeah, Vergil is so fucking smart.
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