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YOU'VE BEEN SETINE'D.

Also, I, Brittany think that Rufus is smoking hot and that I totally want a piece of that hot blond ass. I mean:

Who does NOT want that?

And. I am Dante.

Really.

There are pizza boxes all over my room and there are coke bottles and cans everywhere!

RUFUS IS HOT.

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I, Brittany, am so stupid enough to spell your own name wrong when I am hijacking your account because I, Brittany am so STUPID.

But, I must say, in my humbleness, Setine is an amazing human being that brings light to my dark, dark life.

Brittany's not humble.

She could be! Frequently is, even. Trufax.

I am. I am a lowly being being. LOWLY.

You're awesome. Brighten the fuck up.

I am not. :( I suck.

DO NOT

DO TOO.

NOOOOOO

YES.

I see no spelling error. Do you? Look closely.

Brittany's life isn't dark. Look around your room! Everything is bright. BRIGHT, I SAY.

It is! I mean, my windows are drawn and there is no SUNLIGHT.

There are clouds outside. THERE IS NO SUNLIGHT ANYWAY.

LOOK AT ME. I MEAN YOU. YOU GET PLENTY OF FUCKING SUN.

I hate my own game.

Alas, I never shall be as brown as you.

If only you were better at it. Maybe you wouldn't hate it so much, then.

At least you go outside! Tech support's so awesome, I get shielded from its brutal rays night and day.

If only Indiana Jones stopped DYING.

. . . You are fucking insane.

He's only as good as his controller, I'm afraid.

Say what? What have I done to convince you of THIS?

Well, then I fucking suck.

I do not talk like that.

TALK LIKE WHAT

YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER. YOU REEK OF FAIL.

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