i've got a lot of bad things i wish that i had never done;

[rocknload]

This morning I jolted awake from a nightmare about mitosis and dancing chromosomes with the terrible feeling that I was supposed to be doing something. I kept my eyes closed because the sun was weirdly bright and fumbled around for my glasses. They were on the floor, which was weird, and the floor was plastic, which was weirder, my pillow smelled like slightly dirty laundry and I think it wasn't until I hit the door with my tennis shoes that I realized I was sprawled out on the bench seat of my truck.

In the parking lot. At school.

Every day should have one of those freaky "How the fuck did I get here?" moments. It makes life more existential.

I think I need to up my daily intake of caffeine.

Comments

[gilgrado.livejournal.com]

...Wow.

Amen to that.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

That's frankly alarming. What happened?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I probably thought, Gee, I will go to my car to get away from this boring lecture. And then did so, and passed out.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

What time was the lecture that you slept to the MORNING?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It was at eight thirty. I was twenty minutes late to begin with, and made it about twenty more minutes before I went outside to sleep. So I missed like ... a lot.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

MISSING CLASS IS BAD FOR YOU.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHICH IS THE PART WHERE I GIVE THE IMPRESSION I DID IT ON PURPOSE

[unicorn]

Did you miss class?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

About half of the lecture.

[unicorn]

DID YOU TURN IN YOUR POEM

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY DID

[unicorn]

DID YOU SAVE IT FOR POSTERITY?

[magchan.livejournal.com]

... I'm torn between being curious, amazed, alarmed or amused.

Or a mix of all of the above.

... Was it comfortable?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

A little bit. I keep a lot of sweatshirts in my car, for god knows why.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, BRITTANY

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, best nightmare ever.