No one should ever be standing outside my window, asking to be let in. My brother was just there, hissing, "Brittany, Brittany, hey!" and holy hell, I fucking screamed.
Yes, and if you're comparing her to Gollum, both my sister and brother are worse. They are leeches when they want to be and both are taller and generally stronger than I am. I still manage! Through sheer insanity, I believe.
Not Gollum! Gollum with a black belt. She's tiny but she's buff, she's in as good a shape as your average fifteen-year-old athlete, and it's just ... it's a terrifying thing.
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