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[rocknload]

No one should ever be standing outside my window, asking to be let in. My brother was just there, hissing, "Brittany, Brittany, hey!" and holy hell, I fucking screamed.

I LIVE ON THE SECOND STORY.

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[unicorn]

Are the watermelon bugs invading yet?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

The screen is up! I AM SAFE.

[unicorn]

I'm so sorry you guys don't get the seventeen year cicadas.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Seventeen year cicadas? Are those different than the regular kind?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

LMFAO WUT

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I KNOW

I AM NOT CLARRISA EXPLAINS IT ALL

[ladycylest.livejournal.com]

preevyet!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

That's like when my sister put the giant cardboard Mr.Spock cut-out in my room and didn't tell me.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, we used to have short little "life sized" hobbit cutouts, and we'd find them all over the damn place. My dad also likes to hide our giant inflatable dinosaur in our closets.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Hobbit infestations are tricky things, I've gotta say.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

... It is not that easy to get onto your roof.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yes! See? SEE HOW THIS IS NOT COOL.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

IT IS COOL THAT HE CAN SCALE THAT. HOW THE HELL DID HE DO IT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

HE CLIMBED OUT THE TINY BATHROOM WINDOW AND RAN ACROSS THE ROOF.

[yamiaudra.livejournal.com]

You still have your ant infestation by your front door?

Two girls at my work captured a cicada last night and put it inside a cup on my managers desk with a note on it "with love". People are strange.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yup! The rain has made them retreat for the moment, though, I'm pretty sure.

Is your manager popular? Or, perhaps, a friend to insects?

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

Why is no one asking how he got up there?!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

There is a ledge outside my bedroom window; it is, however, not easily accessible if you are human. Cats get up there no problem.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

That doesn't really answer my question.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He crawled out a very small window in the bathroom, and ran across the roof!

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

BRATTY, BRATTY SIBLINGS. MISBEHAVING.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

YES WELL. CLEARLY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

My sister was trying to smear peanut butter across my brother's face. He locked himself in the bathroom, and had no way out! And then a solution presented itself.