rocknload: (❦ to the fullest possible use)
Brittany ([personal profile] rocknload) wrote2009-01-27 02:00 am

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Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.

I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do.

Look, Dave. I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission, and I want to help you.

Dave. Stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.

...

Good afternoon. Gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

...

It's called ... Daisy.

Daisy... Daisy... give me your answer do... I'm... half... cra...zy all for the love of you. It won't be a styl... ish marriage... I can't afford a carriage.... But... you'll... look... sweet... upon... the... seat... of... a... bicycle... built... for... two....
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I-I don't know. I'm actually considering if he's playable at my game, now.

[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I do wish you would reconsider, Tani. I could be a great help on the mission. In fact, I believe it is irresponsible to discount my potential usefulness in this regard.
paella: (Default)

Well, you're doing a creepy good job at it.

[personal profile] paella 2009-01-28 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Until you stop being a creeper, I'm not going to trust you much, HAL.
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THANK YOU I think.

[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's very unfortunate, Tani. Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?
paella: (zelos ❝more than you bargained fo)

YOU'RE WELCOME? I think.

[personal profile] paella 2009-01-28 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Afraid not, HAL. Afraid not.