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[rocknload]

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME

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[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

But when Sara or Tifa is texting you as you're walking out the door to go to work, it's really the only thing to do!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Tifa is the person I'm yelling at.

And Sara would not want you to risk your life! She's nice like that.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. Well, she makes me do it all the time!

And Sara encourages it. She believes in my l33t skillz.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SARA'S CALLING YOU A LIAR. HER STORY IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOURS.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

THESE IS LIES. AT ONE POINT, SHE EVEN ASKED "ARE YOU DRIVING??" AND CONTINUED TO HAVE A TEXTED CONVERSATION WITH ME. HYPOCRITE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

immelmanturn: I TOLD HER TO FUCKING CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
immelmanturn: SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A TALENT.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

YEAH. USELESS TALENT #32. LIKE IN GRINDHOUSE.

IF SHE DIDNT WANT ME TO DO IT, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE KEPT TEXTING ME ABOUT HER DAMN STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

AT THAT POINT, I BET SHE WAS SAYING, "WHAT THE FUCK, STOP TEXTING WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING."

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

SHE TEXTED ME LIKE TWICE IN A ROW EVEN. WITH RANDOM CHATTER ABOUT HER DAMN SMOOTHIE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IT'S STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE, BEFORE YOU RUN SOMEONE OVER.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE THE OLDER ONE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE!

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

...SHOW ME HOW THIS HAS EVER BEEN PROVEN TO BE TRUE IN MY CASE.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD. PLAN SOMETHING DAMMIT.