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[rocknload]

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME

Comments

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

You'd think people would know that....it's common sense, innit?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yes! But some particular people, even though I tell them time and time again...

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Stab them with a spoon. Do it. You won't.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I will get the opportunity tomorrow. It might be worth it.

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

It's be funny at the very least to see their expressions when you do it....Though, how good a murder implement is a spoon?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Alan Rickman thinks it'd be an excellent murder weapon.

Alan Rickman: I'LL CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON.
Minion: ... Why not an ax?
Alan Rickman: BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE.

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Yes, but has Mr. Alan Rickman ever tried to kill someone with a spoon? Is Mr. Alan Rickman a murdering scientist? Does he own cats?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Well, he was the bad guy in Robin Hood in that movie. I think he killed a lot of people!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

He was also the bad guy in one of those Die Hard movies...the first one I think.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He shot someone in the face in that one! Yup, Alan Rickman knows how to kill people.

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

But does he know how to kill someone with a spoon? I think it's be hard....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I think you'd have to go for the eyes.

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Aim for the soft spots! I think I'd be tempted to turn it around and use the handle....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That'd probably be your best bet. You could drive it through the eyes and try to damage the brain!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Sever the optic cord. Though then you'd get eye jelly all over the place and god knows that's hard to get out of the carpet.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Totally worth it. Besides, if you planned ahead, you brought carpet cleaner!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

But what if it's a crime of passion and you just happened to grab a spoon?! That poor carpet....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Then you better hurry up and head over to Home Depot!