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Current Location: Flagstaff, AZ
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I've returned! Through a blinding snowstorm and everything. Despite some dire predictions by some pessimists, nothing bad happened. No lasers were required, no yeti were encountered.

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I still dont get how you guys are getting insane amounts of snow and we have happy shiny weather.

I WANT SOME DAMN SNOW. GEEZ.

Glad you're not dead!

Because we are Arizona and therefore... deserve the snow.

So am I!

WE HAVE PLENTY. HAVE SOME.

You could've gotten the lasers FOR FUN.

How are lasers fun?

Is this a QUESTION?

Yes.

okay going to bed really now

I wasn't being pessimistic! I was predicting possible outcomes based on your being completely unprepared for a worst case scenario!

She didn't even have the materials for emergency laser surgery to cure her blindness in the car. It was TERRIBLE.

Nor sanctified ass-kicking boots or a shotgun. Heaven knows what could have happened to her out there!

Oh, and I'd like a second opinion!

Zombies have no functional circulatory system and do not generate heat. Therefore, they would be frozen solid in adverse weather conditions. Y/N?

POSSIBLE. However, if their will to move overcomes their frozen joints, they might just BREAK them and keep coming. I mean, they are already dead.

But their tissues and cells would be frozen, too! If they forced the muscles to move, they would shatter!

COOL.

Funny, Tanz said almost exactly the same thing.

Deduction: you're both insane.

Proof: your thread.

Just because we worry about your lax adherence to basic safety protocols when venturing out into UNKNOWN WILDERNESS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM doesn't make us insane!

And freezing zombies are a very important area of scientific speculation.

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