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[rocknload]

I've returned! Through a blinding snowstorm and everything. Despite some dire predictions by some pessimists, nothing bad happened. No lasers were required, no yeti were encountered.

Comments

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

I still dont get how you guys are getting insane amounts of snow and we have happy shiny weather.

I WANT SOME DAMN SNOW. GEEZ.

Glad you're not dead!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Because we are Arizona and therefore... deserve the snow.

So am I!

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

WE HAVE PLENTY. HAVE SOME.

[unicorn]

You could've gotten the lasers FOR FUN.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

How are lasers fun?

[unicorn]

Is this a QUESTION?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yes.

okay going to bed really now

[unicorn]

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I wasn't being pessimistic! I was predicting possible outcomes based on your being completely unprepared for a worst case scenario!

[unicorn]

She didn't even have the materials for emergency laser surgery to cure her blindness in the car. It was TERRIBLE.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Nor sanctified ass-kicking boots or a shotgun. Heaven knows what could have happened to her out there!

[unicorn]

D8

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'd like a second opinion!

Zombies have no functional circulatory system and do not generate heat. Therefore, they would be frozen solid in adverse weather conditions. Y/N?

[unicorn]

POSSIBLE. However, if their will to move overcomes their frozen joints, they might just BREAK them and keep coming. I mean, they are already dead.

[greatgreenbeast.livejournal.com]

But their tissues and cells would be frozen, too! If they forced the muscles to move, they would shatter!

[unicorn]

COOL.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Funny, Tanz said almost exactly the same thing.

Deduction: you're both insane.

Proof: your thread.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Just because we worry about your lax adherence to basic safety protocols when venturing out into UNKNOWN WILDERNESS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM doesn't make us insane!

And freezing zombies are a very important area of scientific speculation.