rocknload: (♫ dante you fucking idiot ♫)
Brittany ([personal profile] rocknload) wrote2008-02-25 06:45 pm

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[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

[livejournal.com profile] rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
[livejournal.com profile] rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: YOU ARE
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I AM
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I MEAN
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I AM

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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm real, this I know.

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Tidusthoughtthesamething.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
DO I LOOK LIKE A WHINY PRETTY BOY?!

... In retrospect, possibly a bad icon choice.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
JUST ADMIT YOU'VE LOST, HERE

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
NEVER
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
ANDY

LOW BLOW

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
The non-sockpuppet has a point!

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
ThankyouAndy:D

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
But she gives me Tabasco sauce!
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
IS THAT WORTH MAKING AN ENEMY OF ME?

[identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
YES

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I AM THE TRICKSTER MENTOR! I AM NOBODY'S ENEMY.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU LOKI

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR GREAT-AUNT. BUT BESIDES THAT:

Pfffft. I'm not Loki. I'm more like Coyote! Or Hermes!

While I mock you, I am teaching you an important lesson!
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
THEN CUT TO THE CHASE

WHAT IS THE LESSON, HERE

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
THE LESSON IS:

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD GET DRESSED WITH THE LIGHTS OUT.

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY YOUR NON-RESPONSE IS AN INDICATION THAT THIS IS PROFOUND.

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