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[rocknload]

pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
pushpushlady: YOU ARE
pushpushlady: I AM
pushpushlady: I MEAN
pushpushlady: I AM

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Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... I'm real, this I know.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Tidusthoughtthesamething.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DO I LOOK LIKE A WHINY PRETTY BOY?!

... In retrospect, possibly a bad icon choice.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

YES.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

NO

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

YES

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU FIGURE

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

JUST ADMIT YOU'VE LOST, HERE

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

NEVER

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Yes. :D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

ANDY

LOW BLOW

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

The non-sockpuppet has a point!

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

ThankyouAndy:D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

DO NOT TAKE HER SIDE

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

But she gives me Tabasco sauce!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IS THAT WORTH MAKING AN ENEMY OF ME?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

YES

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

I AM THE TRICKSTER MENTOR! I AM NOBODY'S ENEMY.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

WHO DIED AND MADE YOU LOKI

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

YOUR GREAT-AUNT. BUT BESIDES THAT:

Pfffft. I'm not Loki. I'm more like Coyote! Or Hermes!

While I mock you, I am teaching you an important lesson!

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

also: it's fun. :D :D :D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THEN CUT TO THE CHASE

WHAT IS THE LESSON, HERE

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

THE LESSON IS:

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD GET DRESSED WITH THE LIGHTS OUT.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY YOUR NON-RESPONSE IS AN INDICATION THAT THIS IS PROFOUND.