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[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady's not me. She's really not. She's practically the anti-me, by which I mean she's crueler to her friends and nicer to absolute strangers. She likes mushy stuff like romance and carries a huge purse she can never find anything in and thinks cars should stop for her when she steps out in front of them.

The only thing we have in common is our gigantic height and our consensus that the cast of Devil May Cry is reasonably attractive.

Don't be fooled.

Even when she says convincing things like...

[livejournal.com profile] rocknload: YOU ARE NOT ME
[livejournal.com profile] rocknload: I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: YOU ARE
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I AM
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I MEAN
[livejournal.com profile] pushpushlady: I AM

Conversation edited. To add spaces.

Date: 2008-02-26 02:13 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
... I'm real, this I know.

Date: 2008-02-26 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com
Tidusthoughtthesamething.

Date: 2008-02-26 02:14 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
DO I LOOK LIKE A WHINY PRETTY BOY?!

... In retrospect, possibly a bad icon choice.
Edited Date: 2008-02-26 02:14 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-26 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
The non-sockpuppet has a point!

Date: 2008-02-26 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drcuddles.livejournal.com
ThankyouAndy:D

Date: 2008-02-26 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
But she gives me Tabasco sauce!

Date: 2008-02-26 02:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
IS THAT WORTH MAKING AN ENEMY OF ME?

Date: 2008-02-26 02:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-26 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
I AM THE TRICKSTER MENTOR! I AM NOBODY'S ENEMY.

Date: 2008-02-26 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU LOKI

Date: 2008-02-26 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
YOUR GREAT-AUNT. BUT BESIDES THAT:

Pfffft. I'm not Loki. I'm more like Coyote! Or Hermes!

While I mock you, I am teaching you an important lesson!

Date: 2008-02-26 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
also: it's fun. :D :D :D

Date: 2008-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
THEN CUT TO THE CHASE

WHAT IS THE LESSON, HERE

Date: 2008-02-26 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
THE LESSON IS:

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD GET DRESSED WITH THE LIGHTS OUT.

Date: 2008-02-26 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
CLEARLY YOUR NON-RESPONSE IS AN INDICATION THAT THIS IS PROFOUND.

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