rocknload: (❦ when you fall everyone sins)
Brittany ([personal profile] rocknload) wrote2009-01-26 08:51 pm
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Today I complained about feeling old to a seventy-year-old woman and she responded sympathetically. Either I look older than even I suspect, or I'm just that charming.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....


Everyone that's cool has done this. I want to be cool. D: D: D:
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[identity profile] parcus.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Or she's just a very nice old lady.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Well, she was, but we commiserated for a while! She helped me at the bank, we talked about other stuff.

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going with the older thing.

...Kidding! Kidding.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Watch it, you have a whole year on me.

[identity profile] parcus.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're just a cretin.

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
And yet I look like I'm younger! :D
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
What does that even mean. I'm a small, creepy, stupid supernatural creature?

[identity profile] immelmanturn.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
She can see that you are undernourished.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I can't help it that I look old! I am very tall, and have a mean look about my face! How can I help that?!

[identity profile] parcus.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
... A cretin is a very rude creature.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm not! I live on mostly sodas, now. God, I wonder what I weigh.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Is it? Well, that settles it, I'm totally not that.

[identity profile] parcus.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[identity profile] parcus.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
...







OH GOD I AM HIM.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Stephen Colbert?

[identity profile] parcus.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
never mind

[identity profile] immelmanturn.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
....SODAS ARE NOT NOURISHING.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
AND YET, I CONTINUE TO SURVIVE.

[identity profile] immelmanturn.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE SO SICK! YOU NEED TO EAT! EAT!
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I EAT. I'VE BEEN EATING THE FOOD YOU SENT ME! THOUGH I WILL BE ABLE TO EAT MUCH MORE OF IT WHEN MY PARENTS GET AROUND TO GIVING ME SOME PANS AND MORE DISHES.

[identity profile] immelmanturn.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE GOING TO COME DOWN WITH SCURVY OR SOMETHING MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CARBS AND RECONSTITUTED PASTA ALONE.
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[identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT, MAN CAN'T? WHAT AM I MISSING? I EAT BANANAS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

[identity profile] immelmanturn.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
ALL YOUR TEETH ARE JUST GOING TO FALL OUT.
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