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[rocknload]

Today I complained about feeling old to a seventy-year-old woman and she responded sympathetically. Either I look older than even I suspect, or I'm just that charming.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....

Everyone that's cool has done this. I want to be cool. D: D: D:

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[parcus.livejournal.com]

Or she's just a very nice old lady.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Nah. Well, she was, but we commiserated for a while! She helped me at the bank, we talked about other stuff.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

You're just a cretin.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean. I'm a small, creepy, stupid supernatural creature?

[parcus.livejournal.com]

... A cretin is a very rude creature.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Is it? Well, that settles it, I'm totally not that.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

...







OH GOD I AM HIM.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Stephen Colbert?

[parcus.livejournal.com]

never mind

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

I'm going with the older thing.

...Kidding! Kidding.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Watch it, you have a whole year on me.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

And yet I look like I'm younger! :D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I can't help it that I look old! I am very tall, and have a mean look about my face! How can I help that?!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

She can see that you are undernourished.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

But I'm not! I live on mostly sodas, now. God, I wonder what I weigh.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

....SODAS ARE NOT NOURISHING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

AND YET, I CONTINUE TO SURVIVE.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE SO SICK! YOU NEED TO EAT! EAT!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I EAT. I'VE BEEN EATING THE FOOD YOU SENT ME! THOUGH I WILL BE ABLE TO EAT MUCH MORE OF IT WHEN MY PARENTS GET AROUND TO GIVING ME SOME PANS AND MORE DISHES.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE GOING TO COME DOWN WITH SCURVY OR SOMETHING MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CARBS AND RECONSTITUTED PASTA ALONE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WAIT, MAN CAN'T? WHAT AM I MISSING? I EAT BANANAS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

ALL YOUR TEETH ARE JUST GOING TO FALL OUT.