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[rocknload]

Today I complained about feeling old to a seventy-year-old woman and she responded sympathetically. Either I look older than even I suspect, or I'm just that charming.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....

Everyone that's cool has done this. I want to be cool. D: D: D:

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[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I EAT. I'VE BEEN EATING THE FOOD YOU SENT ME! THOUGH I WILL BE ABLE TO EAT MUCH MORE OF IT WHEN MY PARENTS GET AROUND TO GIVING ME SOME PANS AND MORE DISHES.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE GOING TO COME DOWN WITH SCURVY OR SOMETHING MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CARBS AND RECONSTITUTED PASTA ALONE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WAIT, MAN CAN'T? WHAT AM I MISSING? I EAT BANANAS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

ALL YOUR TEETH ARE JUST GOING TO FALL OUT.