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[Poll #1404226]
There is only one correct answer here.

I hate mosquitoes but fuck, ticks are gross as hell. their heads burrow into your flesh. siiiick

Oh god they do? AUUUUHHFDKFDSFS

THAT IS NOT TRUE

YOUR REACTION IS HILARIOUS THOUGH

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT WERE IT TRUE, I TOTALLY WOULD'VE HEARD ABOUT IT ALREADY

FROM YOU

IT IS A VERY PREVALENT MISCONCEPTION. I AM SURPRISED YOU DID NOT HEAR ABOUT IT ALREADY FROM SOURCES NOT ME.

I ONLY BRING YOU TRUE HORRORS.

LIKE

ZOMBIE

GODDAMN

SPIDERS

?!?!??????

I warned you.

You think that absolves you?

Edited 2009-05-23 00:53 (UTC)

It's your responsibility for clicking! Clearly, you want to learn these things.

You know I can't not click things! You've known this for years! I think you were taking advantage of this before we were even technically friends!

YOU MUST TALK TO ME FOR THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE

THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD THAT GROSSES EVEN YOU OUT I'M SURE OF IT

Probably! You're only handicapped by the fact that finding it would hurt you more than me.

They'd have to bite in at least enough to get at the delicious blood under your flesh, though, wouldn't they? Even if that's not as far in as to BURROW per se.

See the comment I left you above! The head stays sometimes when you pull the body away because the hypostome has barbs on it that are apparently stronger than the tick's attachment to its head, which I find hilarious.

That is hilarious.

It's not.

It is!

You're sick.

That makes two of us~

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