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Today I complained about feeling old to a seventy-year-old woman and she responded sympathetically. Either I look older than even I suspect, or I'm just that charming.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....

Everyone that's cool has done this. I want to be cool. D: D: D:

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She can see that you are undernourished.

But I'm not! I live on mostly sodas, now. God, I wonder what I weigh.

....SODAS ARE NOT NOURISHING.

AND YET, I CONTINUE TO SURVIVE.

AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE SO SICK! YOU NEED TO EAT! EAT!

I EAT. I'VE BEEN EATING THE FOOD YOU SENT ME! THOUGH I WILL BE ABLE TO EAT MUCH MORE OF IT WHEN MY PARENTS GET AROUND TO GIVING ME SOME PANS AND MORE DISHES.

YOU ARE GOING TO COME DOWN WITH SCURVY OR SOMETHING MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CARBS AND RECONSTITUTED PASTA ALONE.

WAIT, MAN CAN'T? WHAT AM I MISSING? I EAT BANANAS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

ALL YOUR TEETH ARE JUST GOING TO FALL OUT.

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